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Karakzon

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Cavy Brute diplomat
« on: March 18, 2011, 03:42:36 am »
I have a cavy brute deamon as a diplomat come to my fortress.
-i just turned invasions back on so, this may have made the local goblin civ send a diplomat when they normaly wouldnt.

anyways: seems like your usual cavy man bar bigger, lots of valuble clothing, and with a funky name and funky spittle.

weird that this is my first 31.21 fortress to get such a diplomat, whats the weirdsest things to come to your fortress?
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 03:44:20 am »
Quote from: Karakzon on March 18, 2011, 03:42:36 am
whats the weirdsest things to come to your fortress?

Dwarfs. Masters Lye makers and Fish Dissectors.
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2011, 03:48:04 am »
Legendary+1 Lye Maker.  Man I tell you, that guy was AMAZING at putting ashes in a bucket!
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2011, 03:57:22 am »
a hill giant that somehow killed 45 humans from 2-257...oh did i mention the stupid thing was made of snow?
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2011, 04:20:53 am »
A human diplomat that exploded as soon as he spawned at mapedge.


Was nice, cuz for4 years following that, rather than the usual human caravan, I got a less formal one consisting almost entirely of bronze spears, bronze shields, rope read sandles, and leather kilts.

Its like I was being sieged by the fake spartans from the movie 300. And it was such a better haul than normal caravans too.
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 05:43:59 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on March 18, 2011, 03:48:04 am
Legendary+1 Lye Maker.  Man I tell you, that guy was AMAZING at putting ashes in a bucket!

Every single goddamn flake gets in the bucket, and the lye is so corrosive that it could be used to kill elves.

Which gives me a good idea for a drowning trap.
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2011, 05:48:48 am »
What, you mean making lye have a contact syndrome that causes bruising, swelling, and necrosis?  ...<.< *goes to her raws*
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2011, 06:53:06 am »
Quote from: Karakzon on March 18, 2011, 03:42:36 am
the weirdsest things to come to your fortress?

High master animal caretaker.
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2011, 07:12:16 am »
The weirdest thing? Me.  :D
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2011, 07:15:15 am »
Legendary Wood Burner.
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2011, 07:45:14 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on March 18, 2011, 05:48:48 am
What, you mean making lye have a contact syndrome that causes bruising, swelling, and necrosis?  ...<.< *goes to her raws*

EXACTLY.

Though it probably won't be useful in fortress defence and may lead to some Fun, but hey, R34L1SM.
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 09:13:08 am »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on March 18, 2011, 07:15:15 am
Legendary Wood Burner.
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 09:17:29 am »
At least no one's had a legendary biter. Then again, M. Mangetout, I guess.
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2011, 09:23:09 am »
I apparently have a forgotten beast made of chocolate in my current world.

Weirdest thing that ever happened to me was a goblin giving birth to a goblin baby upon arrival on my map as a member of an ambush party. The baby crawled around aimlessly, since the goblin mother didn't bother to pick it up. After a short while, the baby was killed by a bunch of humans who were sieging my fortress at that time.
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Re: Cavy Brute diplomat
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2011, 09:30:09 am »
I never get legendary migrants. High Master's as experienced as they come.

That said, I get high master lye and potash makers far, far more than I'd like to.
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