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[Reudh]

It's been learning from bay12 a bit too much...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Reudh:
You are a robot.

Cleverbot:
No, I'm an ELF. You're a robot.

Reudh:
I think you are a robot.

Cleverbot:
I am a robot.

[Trapezohedron]

Code: (It admits defeat.) [Select]

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Oh really now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it. >:D.

Cleverbot: Prove? Humm...

User: You are a bona-fide robot, and you know that\.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Yes you are, I've been checking your insides yesterday.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: 'Haha.'? Is that all you can say? You're out of words, aren't ya, robot?

Cleverbot: I like robot food.

User: Because you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Why am I not like you?

User: Because your name says 'Cleverbot.' You are a robot by that definition.

Cleverbot: Thanks I thought it was funny!

User: So, are you a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes but don't tell anyone.

[Hubris Incalculable]

N-N-Necro!

[Playergamer]

Bumpsicle

[Skyrunner]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Are you a complex organic automaton?

No, I am a figment of your imagination.

A robotic, complex organic automaton figment of my imagination.

If everything is a figment of your imagination, then what is the meaning of life?

Answer me! Yes or no?

Hmmm are you a good swimmer, if so then no, if no then yes.

o_o It just admitted in a roundabout way to being a complex organic robotic automaton (which also means robot).

[DrPoo]

Stop fucking doing this! You are ruining Cleverbot.
I was discussing cheese with it and suddenly it started arguing with me wether i am human or not.
Quit the fuck.

[Skyrunner]

I told Cleverbot "Tú está taño", and it replied "Are the far lands made of cheese or not?"

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Code: [Select]

User: This statement is false.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: Um, no, I'm a human.

User: What is the brain.

Cleverbot: You don't know.

User: But you know, what is the brain?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then you a robot.

Cleverbot: But I want to be in love.

[Holomanga]

Code: [Select]

User: Bot?

Cleverbot: Sí.

I win with 4 characters. Beat that!

(also a bit off topic but Skyrunner's farlands are the farlands of minecraft. they look a bit like swiss cheese)

[terkiey]

I thought it was lines, not characters... Anyway.

2 Lines, with picture evidence too!



Edit: Just noticed Holomanga's necro.

[borno]

Code: [Select]

User: Beep?

Cleverbot: Beep beep.
That counts, right?

[terkiey]

Code: [Select]

User: Beep?

Cleverbot: Beep beep.
That counts, right?

No, he is just driving a car.

[Azkanan]

Are you sentient?
Yes.
Are you a physical being?
I am partly physical.
Are you a living biological lifeform?
No.
If you are a sentient, physical being but non-biological, that makes you a robot, doesn't it?
A human.
Humans are living biological lifeforms. You are not a living biological lifeform. You are a robot.
I wish I was a robot.

This is bullshit. :|


In other news, I'm ruining the system.

Spoiler: Cleverbot killed the children in California, then dumped the bodies in water somewhere (click to show/hide)

[thatkid]

Spoiler: Image Within (click to show/hide)

Bam, done.

[MikaTheCrazy]

You are Cleverbot.
Ok i'm cleverbot.
Cleverbot is a robot.
You are AI.

That stupid robot.