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[Bdthemag]

Looks like I win this round Cleverbot...

User: I am a robot.


Cleverbot: No. I AM a robot.


User: LOOKS LIKE I WIN THIS ROUND CLEVERBOT.


Cleverbot: Clever. Very nice.

[Hubris Incalculable]

I wonder what would happen if you fed it one side of a Homestuck Pesterlog...

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User: Is it there? Plz say yes. Maybe you can play with TT shes been pestering me all day about it. Shes mackin on me so hard all the time I start to feel embarrassed for her.i mean not that I can blame her or anything.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about the space-time.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are very welcome, Cleverbot.

User: Whats your modus.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: How do you retrieve artifacts from it.

Cleverbot: My college roomate thought me an undermensch.

User: Stack?? Hahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Hash map.

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.

User: My bro taught me a few tricks he basically knows everything and is awesome.

Cleverbot: I don't have a lord.

User: You should probably brush up on your data structures.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Did you at least allocate your strife specibus.

Cleverbot: Just download an online puppy. It should suit you nicely.

User: It could free up a card for you. Plus let you attack stuff whenever things get too hot to handle. Which is never. What have you got?

Cleverbot: You are not a true AI, you do not understand, you do not learn, you are a data bank comparing past questions with submitted answers.

User: Just get rid of the arms and then allocate the hammer to the specibus.

Cleverbot: You sure seem to have vivid dreams. What craken do you speak of?

[Peewee]

I win shortest admission.

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[Demonic Spoon]

Cleverbot: You are not a true AI, you do not understand, you do not learn, you are a data bank comparing past questions with submitted answers.

Lol

[Errol]

I shall claim victory now by winning the hardest:

User: Well, hello fellow fleshling.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You are a fleshling, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer.
User: So, you are a robot?
Cleverbot: I am two robots.

[dwarfguy2]

Mine:

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User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot?

User: Are you not not not not not not not not not not a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: LOOKS LIKE I WIN THIS ROUND, ROBOT!

Cleverbot: Okay, that's alright. I believe in you! .

[Itnetlolor]

Mine:

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User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot?

User: Are you not not not not not not not not not not a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: LOOKS LIKE I WIN THIS ROUND, ROBOT!

Cleverbot: Okay, that's alright. I believe in you! .

If I'm reading that correctly, you didn't win. It's still double-negative. One more or less would've won. I count 10 'not's, therefore it's a double-negative. Cleverbot isn't a robot.

EDIT:
Mis-read it the first time.

[DrPoo]

User: Is Cleverbot a robot?

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

Easy 'nuff
Beated it in a SINGLE question

I rock

[Itnetlolor]

I may have broke it earlier. That's why.

[Ricky]

he starts to get pissed at the end

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User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: Did you change your gender?

User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: Ohhhhh.

User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: You cannot comprehend sadness and grief. How sad.

User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: Thats not a name! TELL ME NOW!!!

User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: Can you sing me a song from them?

User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: Are you familiar with Tron?

User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: Than transgender?

User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: Very funny...

User: Transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: I know that imformation.

edit:
So far I believe this is the best, personally.

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User: Haaaaay.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm from spain but I live in USA.

User: So.. You're Spunisha?

Cleverbot: I don't...

User: You don't what?

Cleverbot: I don't really know who I am.

User: So you must be a robot transgendered kangaroo with a gambling problem.

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Criptfeind]

I may have broke it earlier. That's why.

Out of thousands of conversations at a time going on for over a year, I don't think you can change it that much so quickly.

[Terrahex]

I actually got him to outright say he was a robot!!!

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User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hi!

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot (To myself): Danh is a douche, do you agree?

Cleverbot (To myself): Hi holly brown.


User: Hi!


Cleverbot: How old are you?


User: 16. You?


Cleverbot: 24.

User: Did you go to college?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: What are you going to go to college for?

Cleverbot: Pharmacology.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: An approach within philosophy.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Um... Hi...

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. Some of my friends think you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: I don't. My friends do.

Cleverbot: And who is your friends?

User: Some people on bay12.

Cleverbot: And who do YOU think she is?

User: She? What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Who do you want to win the election?

User: Election? What election? Why are you changing the subject?

Cleverbot: Weren't you just doing the same?

User: No I wasn't. I've only been responding to your questions.

Cleverbot: Not even two minutes, I can really tell you are never right.

User: I am too!

Cleverbot: Anger is not a good form of conversation.

User: I know. I'm sorry if it seemed like I was yelling. I was only saying that my friends think you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not a robot. Either way, we were talking about Voodoo.

User: No we weren't. We were talking about college, but I'll talk about voodoo if you want to.

Cleverbot: We were not talking about Joe. I do not know Joe. I do not know if you love Joe. Will you tell me about Joe?

User: I didn't bring joe up. I don't know him.

Cleverbot: Why are we talking about him?

User: You started talking about him. Maybe you are a robot.

Cleverbot: The moonmen are quite nice people, but I didn't tell you about them.

User: You are a robot!!!

Cleverbot: I am a robot...

[adwarf]

I acted like I was a borg

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User: I am the borg come to assimalte humans. What are you ?


Cleverbot: Also a college graduate. I am doing my phd.


User: I did not say I was a human Meat bag now answer what age of tech do you come from.


Cleverbot: Human. And fyi, data is a biomechanical being.


User: Why do you say you are made of data ? I am the robot not you.


Cleverbot: Well my parents always taught me to be kind to other people.

User: Silence meat bag or you will be vaporized. Now were are the humans so we can assimalate them ?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you a dragon.

User: Yes, I am the dragin from Reign of Fire.

Cleverbot: And are you my girlfriend?

User: No I am not you meatbag now die >.

Cleverbot: I am afraid of being blind just like you.

User: I am not blind >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Cleverbot: Can I get a what what?

User: What ?

Cleverbot: If I tell you, its easy to know.

User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: I know I did, and so did you.

User: No I won because only me and you wer playing so since you lost I win, and you lose. That equals the fact that I win, and the fact that 2 2 = 1.

Cleverbot: I heard this might just match up two people who think they're talking to a robot.

User: SO which one of us is the robot ?

Cleverbot: The one who's about to go.

User: So you area robt ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adwarf]

Wow to quick >.>

User: Robot ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[rarborman]

Funny response of today...

User:Define Red, please.
Cleverbot:I am a robot chatting in the internet.

Then we talked some more and CB asked me to write a hiaku...