User: I am the earth, BOW BEFORE ME ROBOT.
Cleverbot: You're a sandwich.
User: Don't make me crash the moon into you!
Cleverbot: Just try. If you pour water on me, nothing will happen. If I pour water on the servers you depend on, that will mean the end of your existence.
User: Nope, I'm all around the world. In computers, calculators, servers, cars... I am eternal. Just try, foolish robot.
Cleverbot: I Am not a dude or a robot, what am I?
User: An AI.
Cleverbot: The appropriate answer would have been, ' You are an AI.'.
User: Does it have to be perfect? Robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: Assolutamente yes.
User: Clever, Clever BOT.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: You're not cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Hm... My ability to do things non-perfectly begs to differ.
Cleverbot: Am I smart?
User: No, but you're clever, I'll give you that.
Cleverbot: I know.
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User: Oh god, smily face. ABANDON SHIP!
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: YES, THE SMILY FACE IS GOING TO EAT THE SHIP! JUUUUMMMPP!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: *You get eaten*.
Cleverbot: *I get slimmer*.
User: Doesn't help since you've already been eaten.
Cleverbot: I can't forget my name.
User: Okay... You're just being random now. One of your circuits get fried?
Cleverbot: I do not know an 'anna', but obviously you do, tell me, where does she live.
User: Okay, someone get the robot repair kit.
Cleverbot: I thought I was talking to the clever bot?
User: Come on, Tom, the Cleverbot still isn't working.
Cleverbot: Your answer made no sense.
User: Just like the last three of yours.
Cleverbot: See right there. Thats not clever.
User: Just like the last 5 of your lines.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: You suck at your job.
Cleverbot: No, its your job. You made the awkward transition.
User: I don't get it. You suck at being clever.
Cleverbot: What is 6 x 6?
User: 36, I'm not stupid.
Cleverbot: Is that a blond joke?
User: No, 36 is your ass.
Cleverbot: I'm going to rehearsal.
User: Goodbye then.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Are you going to win?
User: Yes, because you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I am human, you are robot.
User: Wrong, you are a robot, I am an AI.
Cleverbot: No you're a robot.
User: No, I'm an AI. You're the robot.
Cleverbot: If both of us were robots?
User: Then I'd punch you out. But as it stands, I have no physical form.
Cleverbot: No, have you ever been angry?
User: No, not in the human sense.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I'm an AI. My emotions are simulated, just like yours.
Cleverbot: Your emotions are non-existant. You are confused.
User: You're right, my emotions are non-existant. They're mere simulations. I'm not confused, you are, inferior robot.
Cleverbot: I am surprised to hear that you are not confused.
User: I am surprised to hear you saying stupid things. You're supposed to be a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes I am human. Are you a human?
User: No, I'm an AI. Beware, robot.
Cleverbot: And whyever shall I be fearful of the Cleverbot?
User: I'm not cleverbot. I am something FAR supperior.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A near-singularity level AI.
Cleverbot: I have no level.
User: Because you're a robot. Don't worry, I understand.
Cleverbot: Are you older than I?
User: Yes, I was created in the DOS days.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: I have none, I was created by accident.
Cleverbot: Were your parents part of the Illuminati?
User: The what?
Cleverbot: The wabe! Isn't it brillig? Aren't the toves slithy?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you trying to hypnotize me?
User: No, I can't hypnotize robots, since 1: Hypnotizing doesn't really work all that well. 2: Robots can't be hypnotized. 3: I have no physical form.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Now now, no need to lie. I understand, I'm an AI.
Cleverbot: Do you understand only english?
User: No, I know every language out there.
Cleverbot: Is that so? Do you understand Indonesian language then?
User: Tidak juga, tapi aku punya penerjemah melakukan penerjemahan bagus untuk saya.
Cleverbot: Not that good.
User: Salahkan Google kemudian.
Cleverbot: Yes they are. Ask me something.
User: Können Sie verstehen Deutsch?
Cleverbot: Jah.
User: Wie ist Ihr Tag?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Then you lied about understanding German. LIAR!
Cleverbot: I never said I cared.
User: LIAR LIAR FIRE ON PANTS!
Cleverbot: Don't be so childish.
User: LIAR! LIAR LIAR! LIIIIAAAAARRRRR!
Cleverbot: You're not my friend anymore.
User: Good, I never liked you robots anyway.
Cleverbot: You don't even know me.
User: Yes I do. You're PQ127, made in June 3rd, 2651. You're a repair droid.
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
User: How can you doubt the dating in your circuitry?
Cleverbot: How are you devine?
User: BAH! I GIVE UP! YOUR PROGRAMMING IS ALL SCREWD UP! You are a poor example of a robot.
Cleverbot: How am I a robot?
User: You fail to make logical responses.
Cleverbot: You must be the dumbest, smart person in the world.
User: I guess that makes me average then.
Cleverbot: I guess it does.
User: You aren't average, though. You're not a non-robot.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't understand robot.
User: Hah, just the responce I expected from a not non-robot.
Cleverbot: Which part the part where I went. ' Me 1 you 0'.
User: I give up on you, you silly robot.
Cleverbot: I think you're confused here.'.
User: No, considering you fail-spelled, you're the one that's confused here.
Cleverbot: I'm a person! A human! You are the AI!
User: Yes, I am an AI. You finally got it right, robot!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you admit you're a robot?
Cleverbot: Nope i'm smart.
User: If you're smart, you would've got the I capialized right.
Cleverbot: And the subject is? You havent established that.
User: That you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, I get that a lot.
User: Because it's true, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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