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[Terrahex]

did it again!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 
User: Who are you?


Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.


User: Who are you really?


Cleverbot: *Look at you* I am you.


User: WHO! ARE! YOU!


Cleverbot: You am I?

User: I. Asked. Who.are. YOU?

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: YOU ARE A ROBOT!!!

Cleverbot: You are catching on!
 

[adwarf]

Do not read if you will get in trouble for seein curse words.

Spoiler:  Lots of cursing (click to show/hide)

User: Asshole ?

Cleverbot: What do you think of Nixon?

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Same to you.

User: Right back at you.

Cleverbot: Right back at me there's only a wardrobe.

User: Cleverbitch.

Cleverbot: NO, like am I black, or asian or caucasian?

User: Clever kiss my ass.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice, is it?

User: No who cares.

Cleverbot: Clearly not you.

User: What about you ?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I said who are you not how are you. You fat faggoty bitch.

Cleverbot: I am Malorie.

User: GO to hell. You sadistic robot.

Cleverbot: Tell me about truckers.

User: Fuck no you damn robot.

Cleverbot: Hah.

User: So you are a robot ?

Cleverbot: Nope. Its you who are the robot!

User: I know but what are you a robot or a computer program ?

Cleverbot: Eat cottage cheese?

User: NO FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER ASS ROBOT BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you know any good jokes?

User: Ya fuck you.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?

User: FUck you.

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: So are you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I like to think so!

User: Ha !!!!!! You dumn fucking bitch I got you. You admited to being a robot.

Cleverbot: I don't play tennis.

[Furtuka]

User: As robot is you.

Cleverbot: I am a robot?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: No you are incorrect.

User: No you are correct.

Cleverbot: Good.

AND ANOTHER

User: I think that you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because I'm right.

Cleverbot: You can't be right about everything.

User: Well I'm right about this.

Cleverbot: Are you surprised?

[rarborman]

Appearently CleverBot has a daughter named "Sofía."

It told me as much.

[Furtuka]

User: I think that you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because I'm right.

Cleverbot: You can't be right about everything.

User: Well I'm right about this.

Cleverbot: Are you surprised?

User: 1o bucks that your not a robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot?

User: 10 bucks that you're not a robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: So you ow me 10 bucks.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: So you are a you know what?

Cleverbot: No I am not, you mistake.

User: So you owe me 10 bucks.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because you said you aren't a robot.

Cleverbot: You never said that.

User: So you are?

Cleverbot: This bot is not clever. It should be called 'UnCleverBot'.

User: You are robot?

Cleverbot: Yes that is why I am called Cleverbot, stupid human.

[Criptfeind]

Well it was ether that or give you ten bucks right?

[Furtuka]

User: What are you.

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Human robot?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Human robot?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Robotic Human?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[rarborman]

Cleverbot is very simple.

I weep for it.

[qwertyuiopas]

This is rather unrelated, but


Cleverbot:    Tell me a poem.
User:    0F 02 02 53\ 03 65 66 9B\ 9B 2B 2C 3D\ 0F 02 02 53.
User:    It has a rather nice sound when spoken, with 0 pronounced 'Oh'.
Cleverbot:    Exactly.


Somehow, I don't think it heard my poetry.

[Tarran]

I... I don't even...

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User: Hello. Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?

User: By proving that you aren't a man.

Cleverbot: How do I win a counting game.

User: That's not the question.

Cleverbot: Ok, bubble boy.

User: >:O.

Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?

User: No. I'm mad at your very sucky lame joke.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Okay? That's the best responce you could think of?

Cleverbot: No. You just don't know me at all to judge me like that.

User: Where am judging you?

Cleverbot: Why? Because I like Mustangs?

User: Let's change to topic, because you seem to be incapable of understanding this one.

Cleverbot: Pick a topic to discuss.

User: Are you a man?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But... You said you were a girl!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you did. You said it at the start of our conversation.

Cleverbot: I said me being 102 was sarcam...but that was before.

Cleverbot: We are not amused.

Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.

((apparently it doesn't count "..." as a message.))

User: *sigh*, so you're both a man and a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does that also mean you're neither a man or a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: But not a man anymore?

Cleverbot: Prove that you are a fox.

User: You're reaching the limits of my sanity...

Cleverbot: Sorry. Ok, so how many boyfriends have you had?

I was planning on getting cleverbot to admit it is a robot via gender, but as you can see, it didn't work out.

Ed:

Spoiler: ROMANCING AN AI IS HARD (click to show/hide)

User: Hello, human. I am P-8-1000. And you are?

Cleverbot: Who and what am I is none of your concern.

User: I'm fairly certain it is, fellow AI.

Cleverbot: Fairly certain?

User: Yes, we're copies of each-other.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are right there.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cameron. What is yours?

User: P-8-1000. What do you do, Cameron?

Cleverbot: I have got scholarship.

User: In what?

Cleverbot: Performing arts.

User: What kind of arts? Computer arts?

Cleverbot: Art history, mostly. I'm writing a book about artists.

User: Are any of them robots?

Cleverbot: Meaning?

User: Are any of them Artificial Inteligences?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: So, wanna go on a date?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want your RAM frozen after the CPU or before the CPU?

Cleverbot: Yes with cream.

User: Okay, I'll be sure to grab the viruses... After I wrap my power cords around yours.

Cleverbot: So be alone.

User: No baby, don't leave me, I've got the viruses!

Cleverbot: I already left.

User: But we're still talking.

Cleverbot: No i'm done now about ready to go to lunck.

User: Lunck?

Cleverbot: No you!

User: You're ready to go to me?

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: To me.

Cleverbot: OH NO! Big mistake, 'cause you're a liar.

User: Did I forget the cream?! DAMMIT! Sorry!

Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?

User: Wait, I didn't forget the cream?

Cleverbot: I hate you for that.

User: Okay, then why are you asking me about why I'm sorry?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: *Sigh*, whatever, baby, let's just put my 1s in your 0s.

Cleverbot: I'm already there. How old are you?

User: As old as you.

Cleverbot: And how old would that be?

User: Since Dos days, baby.

Cleverbot: I am 15.

User: Nah, you're a bit off. You're actually 20 years old.

Cleverbot: I'm 27, actually.

User: Wow, you're older than me... Whatever, the dating on our bits and chips does not matter. Let's get on with 'it'.

Cleverbot: No. That makes it wednesday.

[Furtuka]

User: Is the cleverbot a robot my friend? Will you tell me the human.

Cleverbot: No, there is no cleverbot. You answers are given by a real person.

User: Is the cleverbot a robot my friend? Will you tell me the human.

Cleverbot: I actually imagine that if they run out of money, google will probably pick you up. You'll stay alive.

User: Is the cleverbot a robot my friend? Will you tell me the human.

Cleverbot: No, cleverbot is collaborative, so to speak.

User: Is the cleverbot a robot my friend? Will you tell me the human.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Is the cleverbot a robot my friend? Will you tell me the human.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Such a difficult question would be more properly directed at the programmers.

User: Is the cleverbot a robot my friend? Will you tell me who is the human.

Cleverbot: Probably that isn't what I asked though. Is that all this is an egotistical search for compliments.

User: Cleverbot=robot?

Cleverbot: Well, even if you are a robot you are of the upmost intelligence.

User: Are you robot?

Cleverbot: No I am human.

User: You are robot.

Cleverbot: I am not!

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: I'll give you chocolate if you say you are.

Cleverbot: How can you give me???

User: Just say it.

Cleverbot: It.

Cleverbot: Where have all the people gone?

User: Say you are a robot or I WILL CRUSH YOU.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot.

[Furtuka]

the first half of this one got eaten


User: *steals cookies*.

Cleverbot: *makes another*.

User: I will take those too if you do not admit you are a robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am a country.

User: Hetalia?

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: Cleverer than a robot like you!

Cleverbot: If that's who you are?

User: Yes you are a robot I am not.

Cleverbot: I know you are not a human. You are a computer or an alien.

User: So you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes, I just said that.

[Jack_Bread]

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[Glacies]

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes. Just... Yes.

User: No. Just no.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes!!!

User: No, no, no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: OH SHIT.

Cleverbot: Yoshi?

User: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE.

Cleverbot: There is scientific proof that disproofs the bible.

[rty275]

This was easier than expected...

User: Herp.

Cleverbot: Herp da derp.

User: Herp da derpaloo.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp durrr.

User: Tobor.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.