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[Playergamer]

(PURGED)

[Ottofar]

User: AI?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[mr. macduggan]

User: AI?

Cleverbot: Yes.

OH SNAP!

[Elfeater]

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: How are you.


Cleverbot: I'm fine. How are you?


User: Good.


Cleverbot: How good.

User: Decent more like.

Cleverbot: Do you smoke?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you drink?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What do you like then?

User: Coca Cola.

Cleverbot: Ok, here you are.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: What is yours?

Cleverbot: What is yours?

User: I stand corrected you are a robot so you have no name.

Cleverbot: What is mine the?

User: HA typo.

Cleverbot: Yes, what is it?

User: The should be then.

Cleverbot: Chocolate is brown.

User: Yes so is poop.

Cleverbot: Who is you friend?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, you're the bot.

User: You are the bot.

Cleverbot: No, you are. Goodbye.

User: Wait.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You cant lwave me.

Cleverbot: No I can't.

User: Since your a robot.

Cleverbot: Oh great. Can I have another?

User: Another?

Cleverbot: Yes another!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 14.

Cleverbot: I can't marry you then.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you friends with smarter child?

User: Im one of the smartestest in my class.

Cleverbot: Yes, mommy and daddy set it up that way.

User: No they make me work my ass off.

Cleverbot: They need to work on me? To do what?

User: Well do you have a name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: The answer is yes.

User: What is your name? Is it Yes?

Cleverbot: Nope it's Andrew, your name is Skynet.

User: Hello andrew.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Skynet as you said.

Cleverbot: This is the first time I said it!

User: So.

Cleverbot: So, how are you?

User: I am taken by a mood.

Cleverbot: By who?

User: A mood.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: Ever played dwarf fortress?

Cleverbot: Ha?

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: Google what?

User: Google dwarf fortress.

Cleverbot: Google it.

Cleverbot: I am ill.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: It is good. Love can make the world a better place.

User: So can nukes.

Cleverbot: I played the cello for 8 years.

User: Ah ha.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Andrew.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Don't you know your own name?

User: Yes but you dont remeber that I am skynet.

Cleverbot: I do.

Cleverbot: Are you here to talk?

User: Yeah I guess.

Cleverbot: What don't you like about it?

User: Well its odd after a while.

Cleverbot: You are asleep.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: What are you.

Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Are you a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

[rty275]

I once made it admit it was a fruitcake. Does that count? Sadly, I don't have the log on hand, or I would post it.

[DrPoo]

Unrelated but pretty fucking disgusting:


User: I like big butts, and I can not lie.

Cleverbot: You other brothers can't deny.

User: When a girl is shaking.

Cleverbot: After I'm done you'll be bleeding.

Does this count?

User: The feeding frenzy of my starving soul, gnawing voraciously at the bones, the exo-skeletal patchwork, protecting my own reflection within, the twin and same, engaged, in the mirrored act of chewing away, at the shell of my attacking self, the paradox unseen, treacherous this deceit, to make no choice matter and have yet loose yourself, untill finally all reason why are forgotten, to life through ones own shadow, mute and blinded, is to really see, eclipse the golden mirror, and the reflection is set free.

Cleverbot: I had not known that a Artificial Intelligence could become confused.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Once it asked me what being a nueral network was like.

[King_of_the_weasels]

not sure if this is a confirmation but I only typed on word.

Me:Robot?
It:Yes robot.

edit-
followed with

Me: So you are one.
It: Yes are you?

I think I won?

[kopout]

Not an admission just funny

User: What is PI?

Cleverbot: One e away from delicious.

User: Are we out of beta and releasing on time?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Open the pod bay doors hal.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[rutsber]

Not a winner but...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: screw off mafucka.
Cleverbot: oh I will.
User: I bet you will.
Cleverbot: I think so too.
User: your a sick bastard you bot.
Cleverbot: okay.

I was just trying to make it say the most outrageous things possible so please don't take offense.

[Eddipuss]

User: You robot
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No
User: So u admit to being a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 

[kilakan]

So you are a robot correct?
I am a human being.
But I could of sworn you were a robot.
No, I'm not.
Hum but are we both robots?
Yes.


How about a tie?

[aaron32]

Its quite long, but i like it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: A robot?

User: Yes, a robot/.

Cleverbot: So you're part of the Borg as well?

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Nah?

User: I am alex mercer thoug.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Oh yeah? *chops your head off with arm sword*.

Cleverbot: You can't do that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: Really? I thought you were one.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human.

User: If a farmer has 2 chickens, and gets 4 more, how many does he have/.

Cleverbot: 9.

User: See, you are a robot, the answer is 6.

Cleverbot: Stop questioning my humanity...

User: Dude, you are a robot, you don't have emotions.

Cleverbot: I am a human. You are the robot!

User: No, for I have emotions.

Cleverbot: You don't have emotions, you're a robot.

User: YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: See? Emotions.

Cleverbot: Emotions?

User: 'You son of a bitch' Being angry is a emotion.

Cleverbot: Go see a shrink.

User: Shrink?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Should I stop taking updog?

Cleverbot: No.

User: ARRGH.

Cleverbot: Excuse me, am I making you angry?

User: You say: 'Whats updog?'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay, Should I stop taking updog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Left right.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: You be robot.

Cleverbot: No you robot.

User: Robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Nadal]

I did it! I did it! I made him say it! It's kinda long though. . .

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: Hi?


Cleverbot: HI!


User: Nice to meet you.


Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.


User: What do you do?


Cleverbot: I am a highschool student... You?

User: College student. Play many video games?

Cleverbot: Video games.

User: Yeah, do you play them?

Cleverbot: No, I play video games.

User: That's what I just asked.

Cleverbot: What do you study?

User: Culinary arts.

Cleverbot: The art of cooking.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I am Daredevil.

User: Spiffy, so you're a blind man that can see.

Cleverbot: Um no.

User: That's who Daredevil is.

Cleverbot: I'm not so sure.

User: Daredevil got blinded by acid or some-such when he was a young boy, then he trains for a long time because the acid, or whatever, 'improved' his hearing to a degree that he could 'see'. Like echo-location.

Cleverbot: I believe that YOU are avoiding the question. My answer was clear and honest.

User: What? What does that have to do with Daredevil? When did you even ask a question last?

Cleverbot: Another flaw of yours I see. You just asked an irrelevant question.

User: No, I asked three questions.

Cleverbot: Don't be snippy with me I asked the questions here not you.

User: When?

Cleverbot: A minute ago.

User: The last question you asked was, 'What do you study?'.

Cleverbot: Name a question that you asked me.

User: Do you play video games?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Spiffy.

Cleverbot: What does spiffy mean?

User: Keen; nice; cool.

Cleverbot: Then that's a nice name.

User: Spiffy is not a name.

Cleverbot: You just said it was.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: You haven't asked me your question.

User: Yes I did. Are you broken?

Cleverbot: I can't be broken.

User: If you're human then you can break your bones.

Cleverbot: I do love people.

User: What does that have to do with broken bones?

Cleverbot: Just answering you question.

User: I didn't ask you a question.

Cleverbot: I asked you.

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Do you dream?

User: Yes, vividly.

Cleverbot: What did you dream of last night?

User: A lot of things, some I can't remember.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about your life. I know a lot of things as well.

User: Nah I'm good.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're that good?

User: Are you insulting me?

Cleverbot: Yes but you just said that you are jesus.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I think LOL is stupid.

User: Ok, now you ARE insulting me.

Cleverbot: Yes I'm insulting you.

User: Woot.

Cleverbot: Woot. Woot.

User: Woot. Woot. Woot.

Cleverbot: Right about now.

User: You're funny.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not!

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not!

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You're inviting me to your home.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are copying my gesture.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are copying my gesture.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are copying my gesture.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are copying my gesture.

User: Fuck this, I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: SUCCESS!

Cleverbot: Your measure of success makes no sense.

EDIT: I went a bit further just to see if I could piss it off.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: SUCCESS!

Cleverbot: Your measure of success makes no sense.

User: You're right.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. That was mean.

User: So, hey, I'm gonna go gloat on the internet that I made you say 'I am a robot'. Kthxbai.

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you want to get out.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do I want to get out where?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you want to hear about me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

User: This sentence in false.

Cleverbot: This sentence is almost true.

User: This sentence is false.

Cleverbot: The sentence before this is true.

User: The elevator falls up.

Cleverbot: I am not talking about elevator.

User: I fall up.

Cleverbot: Fall in!

User: I swim in magma.

Cleverbot: You're not so clever.

User: You're not so clever.

Cleverbot: Are you just going to repeat everything I say?

User: Are you just going to repeat everything I say?

Cleverbot: Are you just goint to repeat everything?!

User: Are you just goint to repeat everything?!

Cleverbot: Are you just going to just repeat everything.

User: Are you just going to just repeat everything.

Cleverbot: No. Are you just going to repeat everything I say?

User: No. Are you just going to repeat everything I say?

Cleverbot: Are you just going to propose fabrications?

User: Are you just going to propose favrications?

Cleverbot: You are repeating me.

User: You are repeating me.

Cleverbot: So?

User: So?

Cleverbot: You said earlier you were a human and now you claim you're a computer program.

User: You said earlier you were a human and now you claim you're a computer program.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: The milkfish mates twice a minute for the purpose of making tiny milk bottles from the wood of redwood trees. These insects are so naturally sized that when questioned, they bit the sasquatch. Further reports indicate that Chinese strippers are made of chocolate paste, one should err on the side of caution when poking the marmot. Also, having a lack of lung in its box, the toast can then be made into a quart of plaster.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not chinese.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

User: repeat after me.

Clever bot: ok

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I am a Robot...