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[Angel Of Death]

40: You don't understand the point of this thread. There is no such thing as too much internet.

[Darvi]

41: you tricked Cleverbot into admitting he's a robot.

[TolyK]

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14. You have a relationship with Cleverbot.
15. You can still comprehend webpages in raw code format, and successfully navigate it that way.
17. You no longer need a firewall, because you can spot any problems and hacks from miles away.
19. You're somehow reading this in Windows 3.1 or earlier (and/or Mac equivalent).
21. You see Facebook/Myspace/(insert social media) pages when you meet people.
30. You found a way for them to become self-aware, and raise them on your newfound 'Netligion.
33. You know each and every IP address, and no longer need web addresses to navigate.
35. You found a way to eat "cookies" and get filled by them.

Guilty.

37. You say trolololol in a conversation.

My friend say that in between every other word 

41: you tricked Cleverbot into admitting he's a robot.

42a. Numerous times.

[Itnetlolor]

41: you tricked Cleverbot into admitting he's a robot.

41a. Numerous times.

41b. By training it like a parrot, via repetition. (guilty)

(fixed, and added to it.)

[Ochita]

42. You have seen too many of these threads.

[Angel Of Death]

43. You spend more time on the internet then you do sleeping and doing non internet related things.

[Rainseeker]

44.  You know what a "meme" is.

[Angel Of Death]

45: You have viewed every shock site and shock video known to man. And you enjoyed some of them.

[Vector]

46: You actually can't count the number of times you've gotten in arguments about sexuality, feminism, religion, or different forms of government anymore.  Nor do you remember with whom you argued.

[RedWarrior0]

46: You actually can't count the number of times you've gotten in arguments about sexuality, feminism, religion, or different forms of government anymore.  Nor do you remember with whom you argued.

Corollary: You can remember a time which did not degenerate into flaming but has ended.

[Aqizzar]

47: You have heard someone use the term "sheeple" in total seriousness.

48: You know more about the technical specifications of gaming consoles you don't own than the ones you do.

Poseur 49: When you read a bulleted list and see a smiley face between 7) and 9), you don't bat an eye.

Real 49: When you read a bulleted list and see a smiley face between 7) and 9), you get slightly irritated that the writer didn't take the two seconds to disable the smiley.

[optimumtact]

50) You can quote verbatim an xkcd comic for every possible situation.

[Criptfeind]

51) You don't care if you necro topics best left dead.

[TolyK]

52) You create zombie topics 

[Criptfeind]

53) You grammar lobe not because who sleep?