12. You start calling nature "Shopped"
13. You are the personification of Anonymous
14. You have a relationship with Cleverbot.
15. You can still comprehend webpages in raw code format, and successfully navigate it that way.
16. You can navigate the internet in Wingdings. (bonus points for including #15)
17. You no longer need a firewall, because you can spot any problems and hacks from miles away.
18. You have countless harddrives dedicated to memes.
19. You're somehow reading this in Windows 3.1 or earlier (and/or Mac equivalent).
20. You speak in only memes.
21. You see Facebook/Myspace/(insert social media) pages when you meet people.
22. You no longer need Tineye to find images sources anymore.
23. You have all Urban Dictionary and Tropes terms memorized, and all articles related to them.
24. You know more about every person online than the FBI or CIA could ever know.
25. You can recite each and every quote in Bash.org
26. When you hear a storm is heading into your town, you turn on your computer to retrieve the file(s).
27. You've modded Google Maps to display the Map of the Internet to equal level of detail.
28. You've started a religion based on the Internet, and made yourself a messiah/apostle/pope.
29. You have a Digipet (Neopets or something of the sort) live and breed enough generations to make a civilization.
30. You found a way for them to become self-aware, and raise them on your newfound 'Netligion.
31. You see everything not in Matrix code, but BBcode or HTML code. (associated with #15)
32. You speak in said coding.
33. You know each and every IP address, and no longer need web addresses to navigate.
34. There is rule 34 of you and the internet shipped together.
35. You found a way to eat "cookies" and get filled by them.
36. You know exactly where links go (Youtube for example) just by their code numbers alone.
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