96. Porn is no longer a distraction, you've seen it all.
97. You outsmart Anonymous on a daily basis for kicks.
98. You're numb to all shock sites.
99. Your IP address is irrelevant.
100. You no longer need to see the internet, you can listen to static, and know exactly what you should be seeing.
100a. You navigate the internet this way.
100b. Porn sites are more appealing this way.
101. You educate other people on how to spend as much time on the internet as you.
102. You can tell what time it is based on the activities of certain websites.
102a. Ditto, except seasons.
102b. Ditto, except year.
103. You claim moderation of forums should be based on internet time logged like pilots need to when getting their license.
103a. Speaking of which, you've logged a minimum of 10,000 hours of internet time, and own a top-rate I-license.
104. The CIA and FBI look up to you to seek something out within the hour.
104a. You get the job done, and have included reading through 25 trope pages over 500-lines in length in the process.
104aa. You also added a few tropes and/or Real Life examples based on cases you were given.
104ab. The CIA and/or FBI don't notice, nor care anymore.
105. By influence alone, you can take care of forums like they are fish tanks, and you're not a moderator.
106. When hacking sites, you have no need for programs, viruses or trojans. You're just that damn good.
106a. Why else did the CIA or FBI hire you in the first place?
106aa. Instead of their emblem in the background, you replaced it with a troll face.
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