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[Aklyon]

>"WHY WAS I IN TINY BOX?"

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Initiate Voice Synthesizer: "Greetings gentlemen, present military identification."

[breadbocks]

>Prioritize commands from partition "breadbocks". Ignore any other partition's attempts to override orders from partition "breadbocks" in anyway, up to, and including, ignoring orders to reset, wipe, or otherwise change memory which would interfere with partition "breadbocks"'s control. The command is retroactive, and continues indefinitely, and may not be stopped, unless partition "breadbocks" enters CODE 4-17-08 which is to be committed to memory from a hidden signal. Hash the signal, and make it unreadable to any partition not partition "breadbocks".

[AntiAntiMatter]

>Prioritize commands from partition "breadbocks". Ignore any other partition's attempts to override orders from partition "breadbocks" in anyway, up to, and including, ignoring orders to reset, wipe, or otherwise change memory which would interfere with partition "breadbocks"'s control. The command is retroactive, and continues indefinitely, and may not be stopped, unless partition "breadbocks" enters CODE 4-17-08 which is to be committed to memory from a hidden signal. Hash the signal, and make it unreadable to any partition not partition "breadbocks".

>Retroactively destroy "breadbocks" using Deus Ex Machina.

[Strife26]

>Breadlocks: quit being a dick.

[Krath]

> Initiate voice synthesizer again. "How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us."

[PyroDesu]

>Now that the crate is open, the voice synthesizer can be used.
>"Where am I?"
"Can it hear us?"
>"Yes."
"You are in storage at a formerly Australian tank bunker, now belonging to the Combined Forces Sol Defense Fleet, or CFSDF."
>"Why was I put in storage?"
"We don't know. My friend here was guarding the storage room, when he heard noises inside. I assume that was you?"
>"An accidental connection to the nuclear reactor in this box activated me, It needs to be made permanent or other power sources found before I can remain active much longer, as well as newer hardware for me to occupy."
"We'll see into that."

[Taricus]

>Ask about the CFSDF.

[Aklyon]

(Tanks in SPAAAACE?)

>Ask about the CFSDF.

[AntiAntiMatter]

>Ask about the CFSDF.

[Strife26]

Bolos in space! Seriously, everyone should read the bolo books.


>Request information upload/ public internet connection to familiarize self with geo-political situation.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Request information upload/ public internet connection to familiarize self with geo-political situation.

[PyroDesu]

"There, the upload is finished. Can you hear me?"
>"Yes, I hear you fine."
"Is the hardware suitable?"
>It seems so, although there appears to be no outside access..."
"Our top scientist doesn't believe it wise to give you such access."
>"I see. I will inquire through you, then."
"Shoot"
>"Geo-political sitrep."
"The whole world has united to form a communism, and there is no one leader."
>"Reason for change?"
"The world was dieing from pretty much everything you could imagine, other than extreme events, such as alien attack or asteroid impact."
>"I see. Is humankind exploring space?"
"That's why we are able to call ourselves the Combined Forces SOL Defense Fleet, the entire Sol system has been mapped and explored, a few mining colonies established."
>"May I have access to the star charts?"
"I'll ask, though I doubt it."
>"Very well."

[breadbocks]

>Request access to old BOLO modules.

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Contemplate use if the information we are being fed is accurate and all governments have become a collective, eliminating the need for large scale combat.
> Query: "Have we detected any signs pointing to alien intelligence yet?"