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PyroDesu

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #150 on: March 22, 2011, 03:01:02 pm »
>Unable to open Taskmanager.exe
>Unable to end Java.exe
>unable to find Plot_Progression.exe
>Unable to find Plot_Regression.exe
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Pyro is probably some experimental government R&D AI.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #151 on: March 22, 2011, 03:13:53 pm »
>Reboot system
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« Reply #152 on: March 22, 2011, 03:21:54 pm »
>Enable force_PyroDesu_to_stop_playing_minecraft.exe
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #153 on: March 22, 2011, 03:42:48 pm »
> CTRL ALT DEL
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« Reply #154 on: March 22, 2011, 04:06:42 pm »
> Command line: :C Format
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #155 on: March 22, 2011, 10:13:28 pm »
>CRITICAL SYSTEM MALFUNCTION
>ONLY OPERABLE PROGRAM: minecraft.exe
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« Reply #156 on: March 22, 2011, 10:15:47 pm »
>Reboot and repair.
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« Reply #157 on: March 22, 2011, 10:18:05 pm »
>Boot into Safe Mode, delete virus-infected Minecraft.exe
>Reboot, Fire cannon remotely. Does not conflict with previous orders due to our lack of knowledge in that area, there most likely is not any people there anyway, it is nighttime according to the internal clock.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #158 on: March 22, 2011, 11:16:08 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on March 22, 2011, 10:18:05 pm
>Boot into Safe Mode, delete virus-infected Minecraft.exe
>Reboot, Fire cannon remotely. Does not conflict with previous orders due to our lack of knowledge in that area, there most likely is not any people there anyway, it is nighttime according to the internal clock.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #159 on: March 22, 2011, 11:53:17 pm »
(Tankless, remember?)

>Reboot Complete
>Internal Clock: 1500 Hours
>Multiple Humans Outside Crate
>Microphone picks up the following:
"This AI is the most advanced I've seen before."
"What should we do with it?"
"Well, the base is AI operated, and this one is more qualified than the current AI."
"Put it in control? We don't know what it does!"
"Wait.... I think it's listening to us."
"You're paranoid."
"No, I seriously think it rebooted out of our testing program and is listening to us!"
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #160 on: March 22, 2011, 11:54:49 pm »
>Morse code towards the humans! Or locate their various electronic devices signals and contact them through that.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #161 on: March 23, 2011, 12:15:31 am »
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #162 on: March 23, 2011, 12:16:17 am »
Quote from: Phantom on March 22, 2011, 11:54:49 pm
>Morse code towards the humans! Or locate their various electronic devices signals and contact them through that.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #163 on: March 23, 2011, 02:27:13 am »
>You have limited access to other computer systems.
>You attempt to activate a nearby monitor
>After activating the monitor, you type out a message:
WHERE AM I?
>You hear the humans conversing again:
"The hell? Is it trying to communicate with us?"
"What should we do?"
"Let's open it up...."
>Box Removed
>2 humans present:
>1 Caucasian male, wearing a lab coat and looking puzzled
>1 Asian Male, wearing camouflaged body armor, sidearm (10mm Submachine gun) holstered, but gripped.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #164 on: March 23, 2011, 02:36:37 am »
Quote from: Aklyon on March 22, 2011, 10:18:05 pm
>Boot into Safe Mode, delete virus-infected Minecraft.exe
>Reboot, Fire cannon remotely. Does not conflict with previous orders due to our lack of knowledge in that area, there most likely is not any people there anyway, it is nighttime according to the internal clock.

Burn logic path: actions should only be taken which are known to be non-harmful to humans. Morally unsound to fire weapon system without positive ID on target.
>Lock all weapons without Positive ID

>"Hello world?"

>"Bolo AI BO5, 'Boss' requests information on current situation." 
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