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Author Topic: You Are A TANK AI!  (Read 20601 times)

AntiAntiMatter

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #120 on: March 18, 2011, 07:46:42 pm »
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #121 on: March 18, 2011, 07:59:46 pm »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #122 on: March 18, 2011, 08:07:49 pm »
>Hardware same as when in tank. Power on via accidental wiring connection to nuclear reactor, stored in same box.
>Age of hardware: 25 years.
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Pyro is probably some experimental government R&D AI.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #123 on: March 18, 2011, 08:08:48 pm »
>Use voice module if available.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #124 on: March 18, 2011, 08:09:15 pm »
>Wonder why the humans put you in such ancient crappy hardware.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #125 on: March 18, 2011, 08:16:05 pm »
>Fire main cannon.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #126 on: March 18, 2011, 08:25:19 pm »
Destroy box.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #127 on: March 18, 2011, 08:28:59 pm »
« Last Edit: March 18, 2011, 08:31:33 pm by Phantom »
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #128 on: March 18, 2011, 09:52:53 pm »
>run diagnostics on nuclear reactor through connection if viable.
>corolary: if conection to nuclear reactor not viable, attempt to connect to local network.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #129 on: March 18, 2011, 10:38:31 pm »
>The humans did not move you, YOU are ancient hard/software.
>Connection nonviable
>No local network found.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #130 on: March 18, 2011, 10:46:53 pm »
>Determine time since last boot, prior to recent assignments.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #131 on: March 18, 2011, 10:57:50 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on March 18, 2011, 10:46:53 pm
>Determine time since last boot, prior to recent assignments.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #132 on: March 18, 2011, 11:29:32 pm »
>List everything with viable connections.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #133 on: March 19, 2011, 12:08:46 am »
Quote from: Strife26 on March 18, 2011, 11:29:32 pm
>List everything with viable connections.
>if no viable connection exists, examine tactical data gathered from last engagement.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #134 on: March 19, 2011, 08:30:39 pm »
Scan for wireless network access.
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