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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #105 on: March 18, 2011, 02:23:21 pm »
>The humans are hostile or we would not be kept in a flimsy wooden box.
>Run over humans.
>Escape area.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2011, 02:28:33 pm »
>Destroy containment.
This isn't DF, you can't expect a tank to be held inside tiny wooden box!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #107 on: March 18, 2011, 02:40:38 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on March 18, 2011, 02:28:33 pm
>Destroy containment.
This isn't DF, you can't expect a tank to be held inside tiny wooden box!
But what if it is?!!!!
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #108 on: March 18, 2011, 02:42:11 pm »
Quote from: quip on March 18, 2011, 02:40:38 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on March 18, 2011, 02:28:33 pm
>Destroy containment.
This isn't DF, you can't expect a tank to be held inside tiny wooden box!
But what if it is?!!!!
Then we wouldn't be in Australia, since there would be pandas around.
But we are.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #109 on: March 18, 2011, 03:08:44 pm »
>Access Memory Banks.
>Reload primary directive.
>Protect Humanity.

>Search Brigade Net for active communications.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #110 on: March 18, 2011, 04:15:26 pm »
Quote from: Strife26 on March 18, 2011, 03:08:44 pm
>Search Brigade Net for active communications.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #111 on: March 18, 2011, 06:02:26 pm »
> carefully poke a hole in your containment and peak out.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #112 on: March 18, 2011, 06:06:24 pm »
Quote from: Armok on March 18, 2011, 06:02:26 pm
> carefully poke a hole in your containment and peak out.
Sir, you are a tank. That is quite impossible.

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Quote from: Strife26 on March 18, 2011, 03:08:44 pm
>Search Brigade Net for active communications.
Better idea!
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #113 on: March 18, 2011, 06:07:21 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on March 18, 2011, 06:06:24 pm
Quote from: Armok on March 18, 2011, 06:02:26 pm
> carefully poke a hole in your containment and peak out.

Sir, you are a tank. That is quite impossible.
Never had to be a small hole.

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Quote from: Strife26 on March 18, 2011, 03:08:44 pm
>Search Brigade Net for active communications.
Better idea!
I support this.
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Armok

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #114 on: March 18, 2011, 06:08:29 pm »
Ya it is. We have a long narrow mentally tube thing, just poke it through the wall a bit.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #115 on: March 18, 2011, 06:10:04 pm »
I do not think the barrel has the optical scope on it, sir.
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« Reply #116 on: March 18, 2011, 06:11:36 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on March 18, 2011, 06:10:04 pm
I do not think the barrel has the optical scope on it, sir.
>Request Cannon Optical Sensor By poking hole in wooden box.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #117 on: March 18, 2011, 07:25:26 pm »
Request info on the most heavily attacked areas.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #118 on: March 18, 2011, 07:39:31 pm »
Just FYI: YOU ARE NOT IN A TANK! You are a bundle of old computer hardware!
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« Reply #119 on: March 18, 2011, 07:40:12 pm »
>Examine hardware.
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