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Author Topic: You Are A TANK AI!  (Read 20554 times)

PyroDesu

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2011, 08:38:49 pm »

You have arrive at a hot LZ.
Multiple low-grade tanks detected. Firing at closest tank for 5 shots, hitting with 3:
Shots failed to penetrate armor (150AP/150AP)

No enemy tanks fire.
You now have 45 shells.
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Phantom

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2011, 08:39:39 pm »

Penal troops would just use us as a toilet...
Not if they are lobotomized/brainwashed/fanatical/high end penal troops!
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Taricus

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2011, 08:40:16 pm »

Manuver around to the opponent's rear and open fire there.

Penal troops would just use us as a toilet...
Not if they are lobotomized/brainwashed/fanatical/high end penal troops!
This is australia we're talking about...
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Phantom

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2011, 08:41:28 pm »

Well, the Australians didn't crap in their vehicles at Kokoda trail.


Use the certain tactic that involves moving out of a ditch to fire and withdrawing when cycling shells.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2011, 08:42:05 pm »

We didn't use penals though...
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Phantom

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2011, 08:42:42 pm »

Well, someone there could have been a penal troop!
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2011, 08:46:55 pm »

Allies didn't break geneva in that regard...
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PyroDesu

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2011, 08:52:52 pm »

Your attempts to outmaneuver them failed, they appear to be much faster than you. They open fire, and 50 low-caliber shells impact your armor, penetrating a fuel tank in the rending fire.

Your armor is blown away.
Your hull is critical (250HP/1000HP)

They are tougher than your computer tacker calculated. Evacuate Y/N?
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Taricus

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2011, 08:53:52 pm »

Evacuate: Y
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2011, 08:54:54 pm »

Evacuate and resuscitate any retreating wounded troops. Well, not literally, try to medivac them,
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2011, 08:57:48 pm »

Evacuate and run over any retreating wounded troops.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2011, 08:58:50 pm »

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2011, 08:59:31 pm »

Activating Distress Beacon.

Dropship has arrived, you are loaded in and taken to a scrapyard/maintenance facility for repairs/upgrades.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2011, 12:44:07 pm by PyroDesu »
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2011, 09:00:37 pm »

Repair. Check for available and valid upgrades afterwards.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2011, 01:18:30 am »

Oi! Starting stuff like this without the resident tread head and turret lizard!



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