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Author Topic: You Are A TANK AI!  (Read 20552 times)

Karl Marx

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #45 on: March 17, 2011, 03:24:52 pm »
>Download "The Communist Manifesto"
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A commodity appears at first sight an extremely obvious, trivial thing. But its analysis brings out that it is a very strange thing, abounding in metaphysical subtleties and theological niceties.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #46 on: March 17, 2011, 03:26:52 pm »
Quote from: Karl Marx on March 17, 2011, 03:24:52 pm
>Download "The Communist Manifesto"

And also download "The Wealth of Nations."
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #47 on: March 17, 2011, 03:28:19 pm »
Quote from: Twi on March 17, 2011, 03:26:52 pm
Quote from: Karl Marx on March 17, 2011, 03:24:52 pm
>Download "The Communist Manifesto"

And also download "The Wealth of Nations."
((:D ))
>Download appropriate porn to go with both materials
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #48 on: March 17, 2011, 03:42:31 pm »
We don't need manifestos, we're a TANK!
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #49 on: March 17, 2011, 03:43:48 pm »
What are we going to scare non-combatants with then?
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #50 on: March 17, 2011, 03:44:51 pm »
OOC:Our huge-ass cannon. *wink, wink*

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« Last Edit: March 17, 2011, 03:46:33 pm by PyroDesu »
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Pyro is probably some experimental government R&D AI.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #51 on: March 17, 2011, 03:46:01 pm »
((So...much...innuendo))
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #52 on: March 17, 2011, 03:49:11 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on March 17, 2011, 03:43:48 pm
What are we going to scare non-combatants with then?
Manifestos that wouldn't cancel each other out.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2011, 03:56:49 pm »
> Australia is a Communist nation.
>It is better than the Democracy/Republic of our enemies.
>GET ON WITH THE ORDERS.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2011, 03:58:27 pm »
>Deploy to warzone. if already there ignore this.
>Stay hidden and fire on the enemies weaker armour.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2011, 04:00:26 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on March 17, 2011, 03:58:27 pm
>Deploy to warzone. if already there ignore this.
>Stay hidden and fire on the enemies weaker armour.
>If Stealth impossible attempt evasive maneuvers will firing.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2011, 04:02:04 pm »
>You don't even have a tank yet...
>Awaiting component orders...
Current components:
MkII Destroyer Hull (New) (5000HP/5000HP)(30W)
Reactive Armor (Claymore Type) (Special: Explosive weapons have 50% to be Mitigated)
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2011, 04:03:20 pm »
>Determine Wait Time.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2011, 04:04:13 pm »
>Obtain Effective AT weapon and turret.
>Obtain fuel efficient engine
>Obtain munitions for new cannon.
>Obtain Armour detection system.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2011, 04:25:55 pm »
>Your creators have installed something.... Analyzing.....
>Hull Detected:
Destroyer Hull MkII (New) (5000HP/5000HP)(30W)
>Weapon Detected:
Punisher Gatling Cannon MkI (New) (20FR/20W)
>Turret Detected:
Destroyer Turret MkII (New) (10W)
>Treads Detected:
Destroyer Treads MkII (New) (5W)
>Computer Detected:
Destroyer TARRFA MkII (New)
>Armor Detected:
Destroyer Armor MkII (New) (1500AP/1500AP) (20W)
Special: Reactive Armor (Claymore Type): Explosive weapons have 50% to be Mitigated
>Engine Detected:
Nuclear Fission Reactor MkI (New) (50W/500EP)
>Uploading to tank..........
BO5 AI (1F/0W Deployments)
>Ammunition Detected:
Punisher Titanium Sabot Rounds (200P/150AVP)
Special: Ammo Nano Factory: Unlimited Ammo (15W)
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