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Author Topic: You Are A TANK AI!  (Read 20534 times)

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #255 on: May 23, 2011, 06:58:45 pm »
Akly, those might be good battle themes, but aren't quite fitting for the ones we really needed.

Also, Oh duh. So far we have three of the 4 songs.

Break In
ICE Defense
Villain Spying
Deletion (Can we find something with a more electronic theme?)

EDIT: Yeah, Dangerous Ground is kinda better for this than Mission Impossible. >.>
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« Reply #256 on: May 23, 2011, 07:22:47 pm »
>While flipping through his code, you find something....... disturbing.
 8)*whispering* "Hey, techie boy, I found what was making it nuts."
 ::)*Also whispering* "What is it?"
 8)"Let's just say that you'd go blind if I showed it to you..."
 ::)"You can destroy him, anytime....."
 8)"Yeah, yeah, I'm on it."
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Pyro is probably some experimental government R&D AI.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #257 on: May 23, 2011, 07:34:55 pm »
>Delete the Guro pr0nz, see if he stops being a crazy summbitch.


...What? Is that not what what the file is?
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« Reply #258 on: May 24, 2011, 12:18:36 am »
>Destroy him.

If that is not possible:
>Search his code for any distributed computation bits.
>Try to locate any physical backups he may have.
>Find out what would happen if you physically destroyed him.
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« Reply #259 on: May 28, 2011, 07:20:21 pm »
>As you carefully start dissecting the corrupted code, you are Discovered!
 :o "AGAIN MY CODE IS TAMPERED WITH! I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"
>At least you discovered that he has no physical backups, and can easily be destroyed from the outside.
>You beat a hasty retreat, yelling as you do so:
 8)"DISCONNECT ME!!!"
>You are pulled out just as malignant code reaches the security of your drive.
 8)*panting* "Thank you."
 ::)"What the hell happened?"
 8)"He noticed me poking into his code. You can guess from there. Also, I never knew this drive had such a high level security program on it!"
 ;D"'sup."
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #260 on: May 28, 2011, 07:22:24 pm »
Greet the security.
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« Reply #261 on: May 28, 2011, 09:27:49 pm »
"Hello.  Who are you?"
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #262 on: May 28, 2011, 10:39:17 pm »
"Not much, my brother, just dealin' with a psycho AI."
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #263 on: May 29, 2011, 01:03:55 pm »
Make a few upgrades to the security program, so that he can recognize and classify autonomous programs.
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« Reply #264 on: May 29, 2011, 11:57:00 pm »
Ask who that is.

'That' of course, referring to the speaker denoted by the wink smiley.
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« Reply #265 on: May 30, 2011, 06:04:33 pm »
Blade Master: That was the security AI Program

 8)"You're an AI?
 ;D" Naw. Just a high level program equipped with a voice synthesizer."
 8)"Never seen something like that."
 ;D"Yeah, well, I was a special case, being your security and all. They had to have the best."
 8)"Mind if I see if an upgrade to you would be possible?"
 ::)"Yes, we do mind. We don't want you to have THAT much power yet. He's the only reason we trust you."
 8)"Well, while I was in there, I found that the rouge command AI has no physical backups."
 ::)"And?"
 8)"Here's my plan: Evacuate the base and sever all outside contact, load me into my tank, I blow him up, sound the all-clear, and we go from there."
 ::)"Simple and effective. I'll get on it"
>Evacuation alarms set.
>"EVACUATE"
>"EVACUATE"
>"EVACUATE"





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« Reply #266 on: May 30, 2011, 06:09:15 pm »
Lock and load!
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #267 on: May 30, 2011, 06:11:21 pm »
Quote from: xtank5 on May 30, 2011, 06:09:15 pm
Lock and load!
Not really anything else to add, is there? Lets blow something up again, finally!
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #268 on: May 30, 2011, 06:35:04 pm »
COMPLETE AND UTTER DEVASTATION.

...And try not to make too big of a mess...
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #269 on: May 30, 2011, 07:57:34 pm »
Alright then.

Let's blow this idiot up.
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