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Author Topic: You Are A TANK AI!  (Read 20535 times)

PyroDesu

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #240 on: May 19, 2011, 09:50:47 pm »
 8) Sure, I'll copy the relevant data to you.
 :o Thank you for yo- I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.




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Pyro is probably some experimental government R&D AI.

Taricus

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #241 on: May 19, 2011, 09:53:29 pm »
"See ya and thanks for the base" Blow base up.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #242 on: May 19, 2011, 11:45:15 pm »
Aw hell.

>Activate any kind of program or function that could slow it down, attempt to counter hack it, and pull the bastard apart, code by code.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #243 on: May 20, 2011, 10:22:19 am »
Ctrl Alt Delete, Task Manager, leader.exe, Shut Down.
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PyroDesu

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #244 on: May 22, 2011, 03:00:30 pm »
> You are suddenly pulled out of the terminal (you were still on the portable the whole time)
 ::) "Dammit, not again...."
 8) "What happened?"
 ::) "The master AI goes haywire whenever an attempt to modify it is done, even by himself....."
 8) "Can't you unplug him to fix him?"
 ::) "Unfortunately not. Last time we tried, he exterminated 1/8 of the population here in a rage."
 8) "Ouch"

 
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #245 on: May 22, 2011, 03:44:45 pm »
Notetoself1.txt:
Do not agree to help modify Master AI, The. Problems happen.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #246 on: May 22, 2011, 04:12:14 pm »
Use the advanced intelligence weapon programs we have always had to disable and shut down the AI so that it doesn't blow everyone up by accident.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #247 on: May 22, 2011, 04:50:49 pm »
**** this. You're an AI. Just make one copy of yourself for doing boring leader stuff, and one copy to stay in the tank and have fun, and have them for all internts and purposes be different people from now on despite both being you.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #248 on: May 22, 2011, 08:31:35 pm »
Quote from: Armok on May 22, 2011, 04:50:49 pm
**** this. You're an AI. Just make one copy of yourself for doing boring leader stuff, and one copy to stay in the tank and have fun, and have them for all internts and purposes be different people from now on despite both being you.

Error: The administrator half will get bored and sulky, running a planet instead of leveling things. It will seek to destroy the tank half.

Quote from: Demonsul on May 22, 2011, 04:12:14 pm
Use the advanced intelligence weapon programs we have always had to disable and shut down the AI so that it doesn't blow everyone up by accident.

This.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #249 on: May 23, 2011, 01:08:32 pm »
 8) "You want him to be deleted?"
 ::) "Yes, he is for too dangerous to keep. What, can you get rid of him?"
 8) "I can try, but is it okay if I make a copy of myself, minus personality, to be in his place?"
 ::) "Anything."
 8) "Put me back in."

CYBER WAR STARTED
Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW1jivvdPSw&feature=related
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #250 on: May 23, 2011, 03:09:08 pm »
"Hey can I kill your boss and replace him with me?"
"Sure go ahead"

These guys are great.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #251 on: May 23, 2011, 06:25:11 pm »
That song would be fine for the the climatic battle of file hdd lasers, but until then you need a more atmospheric something to give a good feel of the decryption of the AI's files, then something that has a good transition to fighting off the ICE, next comes the sudden realization that the evil villain AI was watching the whole time, after which comes a slow clap leading to the AI browsing up to where we are. THEN that would be good, or possibly a more electronica something.

I've no ideas for any but the third one. Adolescents for that.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #252 on: May 23, 2011, 06:36:30 pm »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

PyroDesu

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #253 on: May 23, 2011, 06:50:48 pm »
How about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUK8t2BobnE&feature=related
 ::) "I hope you know what you are doing...."
>You have been thrust back into the Master's cyberspace.
>You activate a shield to protect you from his scanning programs.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #254 on: May 23, 2011, 06:54:16 pm »
Definately that.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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