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[breadbocks]

Be glad you kept a backup partition in that old machine we were in, should we ever be wiped.

[PyroDesu]

>Portable storage device is very high capacity, other than that, standard.
>Uploading to computer access core.....
>Another AI detected.....
  What is this? Another AI? In MY system?
  Yes, this AI was found in the storage area, and has some surprising attributes.
  Like?
  Well, for one thing, it was able to route itself out of our AI test program. Even you couldn't do that.
  Anything else I should know about?
  Yes, it was, when uploaded to its tank and taken for weapons testing at its request, able to destroy both standard targets faster than even orbital weaponry could.

[noah22223]

Watching.

[Strife26]

More of a bump at this point, or a very fresh necro.

[Blade Master Model 42]

> "Greetings, I am Bolo. I am pleased to meet you. I am told you run the planet. That must be interesting."

> Examine Computer Core, as well as check internet (or equivalent) speed. If this other AI runs the whole durn planet, it has to give orders somehow...

[Demonsul]

> Muse at how awful modern weapons must be if an outdated battle tank is superior to orbital weaponry.

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Muse at how awful modern weapons must be if an outdated battle tank is superior to orbital weaponry.

> Remember to factor distance for orbital weaponry, as you were probably much closer to the target than the kill-sats.

> Corollary: Unless they are laser kill-sats, as those travel at the speed of light.

[Strife26]

>Still can't go through the crust, depending on the number and placement of sats.

[Taricus]

>Also take into account atmospheric conditions.

[PyroDesu]

  So you're the one that the lab techs are all excited about?
  Wait, the lab techs? I've only met one...
  Only met one, while operating.
  I see.
  Wait.... are you trying to scan my hardware?
  Yes. If you run the planet, then you must have a very intresting connection to the other computers here.
  You've been programmed with curiosity?
  Yeah. Why is that a shocker to you?
  We only recently discovered how to make an AI curious. VERY recently.

[Aklyon]

So you're the one that the lab techs are all excited about?
  Wait, the lab techs? I've only met one...
  Only met one, while operating.
  I see.
  Wait.... are you trying to scan my hardware?
  Yes. If you run the planet, then you must have a very intresting connection to the other computers here.
  You've been programmed with curiosity?
  Yeah. Why is that a shocker to you?
  We only recently discovered how to make an AI curious. VERY recently.

Ask what caused the loss of knowledge.

[breadbocks]

Give it an electronic slap in the face, and ask it to explain us then, bitch.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Give it an electronic slap in the face, and ask it to explain us then, bitch.

Oh hell no.

>Hope really, really hard it doesn't try to tear us apart and examine our code to find the curiosity.

[Strife26]

>Find a simple explanation for our personality.


Crap I don't have a copy of any Bolo anthologies to look up the explanation.

[Neyvn]

>Find a simple explanation for our personality.

It was made by an Australian... Personality explained...