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[Twi]

> Draw up requisition form for giant orange sunglasses.

[PyroDesu]

"I have those parts you wanted, BO5."
>"Will you assemble them for me? The directions are on the parts."
"Okay.....wait, there's no computer for the computer slot?"
>"..."
"Oh..... Okay, you're finished."
> Analyzing......
>Hull Detected:
Destroyer Hull MkII (Old) (5000HP/5000HP)(30W)
>Weapon Detected:
Punisher Gatling Cannon MkI (Old) (20FR/20W)
>Turret Detected:
Destroyer Turret MkII (Old) (10W)
>Treads Detected:
Destroyer Treads MkII (Old) (5W)
>Computer Detected:
Unknown Type
>Armor Detected:
Destroyer Armor MkII (Old) (1500AP/1500AP) (20W)
Special: Reactive Armor (Claymore Type): Explosive weapons have 50% to be Mitigated
>Engine Detected:
Nuclear Fission Reactor MkI (Old) (50W/500EP)
>Uploading to tank..........
BO5 AI (1F/0W Deployments)
>Ammunition Detected:
Punisher Titanium Sabot Rounds (200P/150AVP)
Special: Ammo Nano Factory: Unlimited Ammo (15W)
>"Analyses complete. Thank you."
"No problem. Anything else?"
>"Do you have a weapons test range I could use? To show you what I am capable of?"
"Great, more requisitions..."

[AntiAntiMatter]

Inquire as to what you should do now.

[Strife26]

>"Need to check to make sure that I'm still functional."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Great, more requisitions..."

> Voice Synthesizer: "Well, as a matter of fact yes."
> Present Requisition forms for Giant Orange Sunglasses, and a Robotic Arm.
> Voice Synthesizer: "And please, refer to me as Bolo."

[Aklyon]

"Great, more requisitions..."

> Voice Synthesizer: "Well, as a matter of fact yes."
> Present Requisition forms for Giant Orange Sunglasses, and a Robotic Arm.
> Voice Synthesizer: "And please, refer to me as Bolo."

[PyroDesu]

OOC:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Do note that that was not a request for things, it meant that the dude was groaning about having to do even more paperwork...
Also, the lab assistant will now be marked with  , and BO5 with  (for when using voice synthesizer) [nerdrage] AND NO ROBOTIC ARMS! THIS IS NOT MECH AI, THIS IS TANK AI! [/nerdrage]

 "Okay, the weapons range is ready, you? Sorry for the delay, getting something like that means a LOT of red tape.."
 "No matter, and yes, all of my systems are functional."
 "Good, let's go."
*You use the tank elevator to go to the surface*
 "We're here. Do you need anything else, or can you just operate on the range alone?"
 "Was that a joke? I'm an AI. Do you really think I need help?
 "No offence, but do you need ammo? fuel?"
 "I am powered by a nuclear reactor and have an ammunition nano-factory."
 "Okay then"
>Enter targeting command..."

[Taricus]

>ALL TARGETS MUST DIE!

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Strike down targets with surgical precision, then obliterate the remains with heavy ordinance, to alleviate boredom.

[Armok]

> Be a shameless show-of.

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Be a shameless show-of.

Agreed.

[breadbocks]

>Bolo: Rather than using the gun, use treads to propel ammo at targets, hitting each one spot on, after which we send another bullet through the hole, then repeat for the rest of the targets.

Because we are that badass.

[Strife26]

Demonstrate the power of shock effect by eliminating the targets with overwhelming, accurate fire. Do this while simultaneously maneuvering constantly.

[PyroDesu]

 "Stand aside, man! Unless you want to be hit."
 " Yeah yeah..."
*Lab techie stands a LONG way away.*
> Maneuvering to fire site....
>Locking onto target....
>Opening fire....
>100% of bullets hit target, target destroyed...
> Maneuvering to next target....
>Locking onto target....
>Opening fire....
>100% of bullets hit target, target destroyed...
>No more targets on scanner....
*Lab techie STARES IN AWE*
 "Wow.....just, WOW. That is the fastest time the 2 targets have been destroyed in, including with orbital weaponry!"
 "Impressive, huh?"
 "I think you need to see something..."
 "What?"
 "The AI that runs the planet."
*You have been transfered to a portable storage device*

[Strife26]

>Scan portable storage device