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[Armok]

> Just ask for an enceclopedia and a history textbook.

[PyroDesu]

"No, you cannot have access to the star charts, sorry."
>"It is no matter, I wouldn't be able to do anything more than look over them in my current form."
"Current form?"
>"I am an AI programmed to control an armored ground fighting vehicle, known as a 'Tank'. My designation says as much, BO5 Standing for Bolo 5, Bolo being what the tanks we occupied were called. Are there any metallic items in the storage bay I was in? Preferably Titanium parts?"
"I can check on that for you, hang on..."
"Yes, there are several, here's the scanner data. Oh and, you know you sound surprisingly human, right?"
>"I was programmed to sound and talk like a human. May I see these parts that I have highlighted on this printout?"
"Sure, I'll go and requisition them."

[breadbocks]

>Anti-matter Hover Propulsion Module 13.37
>10000TJ Rail Cannon Mk17
>Blobium/Adamantium Alloy Plating
>Elerium/Element 126 ("Element of Surprise") Reactor Core
>Hyperspace Ansible Radio

[quip]

>Anti-matter Hover Propulsion Module 13.37
>10000TJ Rail Cannon Mk17
>Blobium/Adamantium Alloy Plating
>Elerium/Element 126 ("Element of Surprise") Reactor Core
>Hyperspace Ansible Radio

You forgot one:
>Auto kill gatling rocket proppeled nuclear warhead cannon.
 

[AntiAntiMatter]

>Anti-matter Hover Propulsion Module 13.37
>10000TJ Rail Cannon Mk17
>Blobium/Adamantium Alloy Plating
>Elerium/Element 126 ("Element of Surprise") Reactor Core
>Hyperspace Ansible Radio

[Phantom]

Sir! Elerium is given the designation 115!

[breadbocks]

Sir! Elerium is given the designation 115!

I know. The 126 is to stabilize the core so it isn't as volatile as Elerium cores were in the past. The fact that is also increases the effectiveness of the core is why it was dubbed the "Element of Surprise", in addition to the fact that it is in the middle of the island of stability.

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Request a giant pair of orange sunglasses for tank.

[PyroDesu]

OOC: Do I have to remind you?

>"I am an AI programmed to control an armored ground fighting vehicle, known as a 'Tank'. My designation says as much, BO5 Standing for Bolo 5, Bolo being what the tanks we occupied were called. Are there any metallic items in the storage bay I was in? Preferably Titanium parts?"
"I can check on that for you, hang on..."
"Yes, there are several, here's the scanner data. Oh and, you know you sound surprisingly human, right?"
>"I was programmed to sound and talk like a human. May I see these parts that I have highlighted on this printout?"
"Sure, I'll go and requisition them."

IE. OUR OLD STUFF! WE CAN HAVE NEW STUFF LATER!

[mcclay]

>request ale.

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Wait patiently for old crappy tank body.
> Draw up requisition form for giant orange sunglasses.

[AntiAntiMatter]

> Wait patiently for old crappy tank body.

[breadbocks]

> Wait patiently for old crappy tank body.

Then draw up requisition form for

>Anti-matter Hover Propulsion Module 13.37
>10000TJ Rail Cannon Mk17
>Blobium/Adamantium Alloy Plating
>Elerium/Element 126 ("Element of Surprise") Reactor Core
>Hyperspace Ansible Radio

[quip]

Draw up a requesition form for one of two things:
A) Robot soldiers under your command.
B) A working liver and drunkeness simulation program so you can get drunk in between missions.

[Aklyon]

Draw up requisition form for giant roboarm.
A tank hitting you after flinging itself of an asteroid is going to hurt, and we could help repair stuff too.