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Lovechild

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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #45 on: March 15, 2011, 06:03:33 pm »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on March 15, 2011, 05:47:14 pm
Replicate Aperture Labs or Black Mesa with an U.R.I.S.T. to operate it all.

Create a working portal gun. It can be done.

Oh and I vote for the AI to be called GLaDORF.
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King_of_the_weasels

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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #46 on: March 15, 2011, 06:07:18 pm »
Build Rapture.
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #47 on: March 15, 2011, 06:09:57 pm »
At one point back when DF had just become 3D I had a dragon land in a depot breath fire on a dwarf cowering among a bunch of barrels of booze. What exactly happened game mechanics-wise has been debated several times, but what happened practically was that the depot exploded, chunked the dragon into flaming dragon bits, and hurled said all over the area (resulting in several wildfires and a lot of scattered dragon bones).

Here's the challenge: Devise and test a siege defense around exploding booze.

-DB
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #48 on: March 15, 2011, 07:08:11 pm »
Build a scale-model replica of your entire neighborhood.
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #49 on: March 15, 2011, 07:24:40 pm »
Mod in a playable creature that last exactly two seasons. Last as long in a fort as you can.
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #50 on: March 15, 2011, 07:30:01 pm »
So, two seasons? Pregnancies take three.
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #51 on: March 15, 2011, 07:31:01 pm »
Build a playable Tetris.
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #52 on: March 15, 2011, 07:38:14 pm »
Quote from: Sutremaine on March 15, 2011, 07:30:01 pm
So, two seasons? Pregnancies take three.
Exactly.
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #53 on: March 15, 2011, 07:48:44 pm »
Build a giant ceramic toilet with a working flush function. Throw the elves in there for extra points.
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #54 on: March 15, 2011, 07:51:35 pm »
No, no, no, you're going about this entirely the wrong way. What you need to do is write a crossover fanfic between DF and Eragon. Twilight cameos optional.
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #55 on: March 15, 2011, 07:57:27 pm »
Embark with NOTHING, and kill all but one of your dwarves (the expedition leader). Then use your last dwarf to build a fort and kill everything that enters the map.
Maybe take an ash bar, an anvil, and some ore if you feel wussy.

EDIT: Ooh, better idea! Make it so that each z-level has a spot in the middle colored like a frame of the intro movie so that scrolling down through the fort is like watching the intro!
Bonus: Make the blue mining tunnel out of the blue stuff!
« Last Edit: March 15, 2011, 08:04:54 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #56 on: March 15, 2011, 08:14:25 pm »
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #57 on: March 16, 2011, 01:56:52 am »
Capture everything and anything that dares to reach your area. Build a ludicrously large prison for all the goblins/migrants/merchants/titans/camels.
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Quote from: veok on October 30, 2010, 06:45:18 pm
Yes, mother ****ing walruses stormed in through my well room, fatally gored my expedition leader, and danced off into the frosty tundra to sing happy walrus songs about oysters.

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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #58 on: March 16, 2011, 02:41:57 am »
Whenever i get bored, i roleplay.
i spend a lot of time on the prep screen, looking at each of the seven starters' personalities and whatnot, determining their skills based on that, instead of how usefull they'll be to the fort.
i also like to try and theme the fort once there's a bunch of us. Like, i'll try and get EVERYONE in a black robe and hood with a shortsword, regardless of whether they're in the military or not.

stuff like that just feels cool in my head.
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Re: Am bored, challenge me.
« Reply #59 on: March 16, 2011, 05:58:09 am »
Build a drill shaped fort that goes up to above the highest Z-level.
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