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Author Topic: What if Snow White was rewritten to suit DF?  (Read 3480 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What if Snow White was rewritten to suit DF?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2011, 04:30:18 pm »
Quote from: Ubiq on March 14, 2011, 08:46:12 pm
The witch goes to the cottage to give Snow White the poisoned apple, walks up to the front door, and steps onto a weapons trap that has ten masterwork steel serrated blades. The dwarves spend the next week picking up pieces of her in their front yard.
You forgot the magma!
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Re: What if Snow White was rewritten to suit DF?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2011, 04:59:30 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 15, 2011, 04:30:18 pm
Quote from: Ubiq on March 14, 2011, 08:46:12 pm
The witch goes to the cottage to give Snow White the poisoned apple, walks up to the front door, and steps onto a weapons trap that has ten masterwork steel serrated blades. The dwarves spend the next week picking up pieces of her in their front yard.
You forgot the magma!
You forgot the fact she's magma proof and has a dragon form.
so Cage traps attach to a cave in trigger(incase she has trap avoid) then we could chain her to the front to keep those blasted Disney characters at bay.
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Re: What if Snow White was rewritten to suit DF?
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2011, 05:56:28 pm »
The Princess Snow White from Dotokastrol has arrived.
The Princess Snow White has arranged a party at Alder cottage.
The evil witch Ulash Luralramet has come! A hag twisted into human form. Beware its deadly apples!
The apple strikes the Princess in the throat, bruising the muscle!
The Princess gives in to pain.
Urist Akuthmuz has created Ursasdánush, a clear glass coffin!

The Prince bites the Princess in the upper lip, but the attack glances away!
The Princess regains consciousness.

Snow White has been happy lately.
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Re: What if Snow White was rewritten to suit DF?
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2011, 06:20:57 pm »
Quote from: Lovechild on March 15, 2011, 05:56:28 pm
The Princess Snow White from Dotokastrol has arrived.
The Princess Snow White has arranged a party at Alder cottage.
The evil witch Ulash Luralramet has come! A hag twisted into human form. Beware its deadly apples!
The apple strikes the Princess in the throat, bruising the muscle!
The Princess gives in to pain.
Urist Akuthmuz has created Ursasdánush, a clear glass coffin!

The Prince bites the Princess in the upper lip, but the attack glances away!
The Princess regains consciousness.

Snow White has been happy lately.


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Re: What if Snow White was rewritten to suit DF?
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2011, 06:34:39 pm »
There's a thread in GD for sigs. Put it there and then put a link in your sig.
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Re: What if Snow White was rewritten to suit DF?
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2011, 06:50:39 pm »
snow white's dwarves are more like gnomes to me ="=
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Re: What if Snow White was rewritten to suit DF?
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2011, 07:46:16 am »
Quote from: Naryar on March 15, 2011, 06:15:25 am
Someone needs to make a snow white inspired succession fortress

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