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[Renzuko]

so...this is the first time a...semi-megabeast? showed up on a fort of mine...i usualy get wiped out within the first few years either by failed moods or me being an idiot when goblins siege/ambush me, this fort, i decided to play it smart...as soon as i saw the warning that baci mosleocade tuthiomo showed up on my map, i set both of my militia squads after him (one is a squad with 2 speardwarves, 2 axe dwarves, 2 swords dwarves and a hammer dwarf, the other..doesnt matter cuz they didnt show up before baci got killed >.>)

so i unpaused, and watched baci advance towards my fort, and the hammer dwarf in my militia, domas arrived first, followed by the two sword dwarves and a spear dwarf, my hammer dwarf was the only one injured, and honestly im quite glad that the two sword dwarves and spear dwarves arrived, not sure who got the kill though...

the minotaur died quite easily (kinda dissapointing for my first semi-megabeast...) but i noticed something when i went to loot his corpse, he had no clothes, but there was a claimed pair of giant cave spider silk trousers on the same tile as the dead body...and i took the time to read the minotaurs name in english i guess?

baci smutsword the sable roar...

now...sable is brown, so, his name is baci smutsword the brown roar really...and my hammer dwarf is the only one hurt...and his pants are on the ground...i REALLY dont wanna think of what would have happened if the sword dwarves and spear dwarf hadnt arrived so quickly...

paused the game so that i could take a screenshot of this...dumas is the dwarf between the shrub and what i assume to be a recruit, i've unpaused it now and dumas is taking pretty damn slow to get back to the fort, he takes a few steps, then stops...

alright, dumas has arrived at the hospital and he has been diagnosed...both of his arms were smashed open, for a few seconds there, i was like "oh thats not so bad..." then i got a bit of fridge horror, smutsword broke dumas's arms, then tore off his pants...i..i think that those two sword dwarves might been to be made into militia captains for preventing what i assume was attempted minotaur on dwarf rape

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screenshots of the minotaur corpse and pants, and dumas's healthcare page

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/renzuko/bacismutsword.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/renzuko/brokenarms.jpg

[Girlinhat]

Glorious.

[danaris]

now...sable is brown, so

No, sable is black.

[Renzuko]

i googled sable color and it showed me brown...a very dark brown, but brown none the less

[Newbunkle]

Smutsword the pants-stealing minotaur? 

[Renzuko]

alright, i looked over the combat log, and it was actualy the speardwarf, who is on the same tile as the minotaur that saved dumas from attempted minotaur rape, lots of stabbing, and twisting the spear, dumas got all of 1 hit in, and then one of the sworddwarves slashed the minotaur across the chest, then something i can only assume is a dragoons jump ability happened, the speardwarf, rith, stabbed the minotaur in the head, shattering his skull tearing his brain, which was what ended baci the rapist minotaur.

now i have a question, baci would have been around pre me starting my fort right? is it possible to look into legends mode WITHOUT abandonning my fort to see how he got the name smutsword of the sable roar

[analog]

now i have a question, baci would have been around pre me starting my fort right? is it possible to look into legends mode WITHOUT abandonning my fort to see how he got the name smutsword of the sable roar

Copy your region-save folder to a different location. Abandon fort and look in legends. You can always put your old save back in the save folder later if you want to continue where you left off. You're bound to abandon anyway to see legends but you can still play a parallel save.

[Renzuko]

lol, i took a look at rith, and now his title is rith flagsoak, so far he's had 3 kills, 2 goblins, and baci >.> now, something i noticed...he seems to have...a bit of a problem? im not really sure to be honest...he has a spatter of blood from his own guts on himself...but he isnt going to the hospital or anything, he doesnt seem to be otherwise hurt...and his wnd page has his lower body and guts in yellow...not really sure what it means

[Girlinhat]

Check his status page.  v to look at him, z for details.  See what it says about wounds.

Perhaps the minotaur did rape someone after all, just not the hammer dwarf...

[Renzuko]

damn girl, you had me worried there for a second...i checked riths health screen and it did say gut muscle problems but i checked when this happened, it was from his first kill, he seems fine, though it does say infection...

[Girlinhat]

His health screen or his status screen?  If you enter the "thoughts and preferences" section it gives a more detailed listing of wounds.

[Renzuko]

nope, i guess whatever wound he had was sealed up by my hospital after that first semi disasterous siege...though i found something amusing, he got a bad thought from being relieve of duty (aka, i turned off my kill guys flag) and right under that, it says he is married to ducim tiredminded and has two children >.> he'd rather go fight then be able to be around for his wife a mechanic and his two kids

[xeivous]

nope, i guess whatever wound he had was sealed up by my hospital after that first semi disasterous siege...though i found something amusing, he got a bad thought from being relieve of duty (aka, i turned off my kill guys flag) and right under that, it says he is married to ducim tiredminded and has two children >.> he'd rather go fight then be able to be around for his wife a mechanic and his two kids

What would you rather do, slaughter goblins/elves/kobolds/megabeasties, or hang out with your offspring and wife?

[Girlinhat]

Clearly, he would rather be raped by a minotaur than spend time with his wife and kids.

[Renzuko]

lol rith wasnt the one that was almost raped, it was dumas, he has his arms broken and his pants taken off