I think I may have foolishly promised my firstborn if I was late for a stream at some point, and by some technicality was late. People have continued tacking on subsequent children since then. However, the jokes on them.
I'm not having kids any time soon! Muahahaha!
I seem to recall you were something like two hours late... though I also remember it was due to something that wasn't your fault, so I forgive you...
But of course the blood gods do not...
Anyway, if you guys are feeling bored and feeling the need to watch something, Speedrun Demo Archive is running a special charity stream against cancer where they're doing various live speedruns for the next few days (and the previous few ones too). It's pretty damn epic to watch this stuff done live, they've done a lot of classics like Contra, Megaman, but also things like Batman Arkham City, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent (which was hilarious, turns out it's actually pretty easy engine to exploit).
They're doing Jet Set Radio right now, which will continue for about another hour, in the future they're going to be Ocarina of Time 100% run, then if they meet the donation incentive they'll have an any percent run which is said to be hilarious.
Before that they're doing Aweful Games Done Quick which seems to be sonic centred, starting with the not so bad Sonic Generations, and going to the awful Sonic 2006.