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Author Topic: Asshole Engravers?  (Read 3722 times)

Renzuko

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Re: Asshole Engravers?
« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2011, 11:34:38 pm »
i have about 10 engravings of one of my dwarves who died in our first ambush cowering infront of a goblin crossbowman, who died right infront of our fort cuz of my own stupid planning...

and not really engraving but, my first artifact i got that actually had images on it had a fairly long list of things to summarize
a cyclops standing over an elf
3 nether caps
3 moons
2 half moons
several wolves
an engraving of the armor stand itself -.-;;
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Re: Asshole Engravers?
« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2011, 11:52:19 pm »
I had a fort once where Urist McExpedition leader had a girlfriend, and Urist Mcgirlfriend was engraving things in his room of Urist McExpedition Leader surrounded by large roaches, which is was terrfied of. Turned out Urist McGirlfriend's best friend had a mutual grudge with the expedition leader...
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Re: Asshole Engravers?
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2011, 11:58:38 pm »
This is rich.  Dwarven Soap Opera!
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« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2011, 12:04:24 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on March 13, 2011, 11:58:38 pm
This is rich.  Dwarven Soap Opera!

aye, Im sure we'll find out later down the road that the rivals harbor a secret lust and it was all just a play. then in a few months Urist McGirlfriend will be at the bottom of a mineshaft, only to return some time later with amnesia...
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Re: Asshole Engravers?
« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2011, 12:09:50 am »
dont forget evil twins man
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Re: Asshole Engravers?
« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2011, 12:12:33 am »
Hmm, maybe the girlfriend IS the evil twin and she ends up dieing in the well, then the good twin with amnesia comes along and starts living her life instead. But then it turns out that they were actually triplets when the other evil triplet turns up pretending to be the girlfriend!
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Re: Asshole Engravers?
« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2011, 02:35:38 am »
Quote from: arzzult on March 13, 2011, 04:43:00 am
Ah good, based off the title I was worried that some dwarves had starting engraving goatse on the walls or something.

Well, there IS a thread out there about the "ass demons" ...  I'm sure they'd engrave a few pictures of it if they saw one.
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Re: Asshole Engravers?
« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2011, 07:44:06 am »
i SINCERELY hope that none of my engravers have anything against one of my hammerdwarves...correlated to my thread i posted a few minutes ago i thought about the stuff others have posted of what their engravers did...i REALLY dont want any engravings of a pantsless dwarf cowering under a minotaur...
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« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2011, 01:18:04 pm »
I just had to come in here to say that the first thing that came to mind when I saw this topic subject was "Ugh, wouldn't that be uncomfortable", followed closely by "No engraver is coming anywhere near MY ass hole".
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