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Author Topic: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)  (Read 31101 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #390 on: March 19, 2011, 09:53:44 pm »

Like, CR 100 or some shit. It's crazy.
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Atomicdremora

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #391 on: March 19, 2011, 09:54:09 pm »

STR FUCK
DEX YOU
CON I
WIL AM
INT A
CHA GOLEM

Neutronium Golem, fully statted.
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adwarf

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #392 on: March 19, 2011, 09:56:03 pm »

STR FUCK
DEX YOU
CON I
WIL AM
INT A
CHA GOLEM DWARF

Neutronium Golem adwarf , fully statted.

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rty275

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #393 on: March 19, 2011, 10:11:00 pm »

The full stats? Its full stats are all of them. Every single one.
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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #394 on: March 19, 2011, 10:12:29 pm »

It's like Cain from Vampire: The Masquerade. Its full stats are "You die."
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Criptfeind

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #395 on: March 19, 2011, 10:18:11 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)



Incase anyone wanted to know for real, here are the stats.
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adwarf

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #396 on: March 19, 2011, 10:21:00 pm »

Ok rty just one hit him with you lucky rolls.
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Criptfeind

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #397 on: March 19, 2011, 10:26:21 pm »

But make sure it does 73920 times as much damage and from over 600 1000 miles away!
« Last Edit: March 19, 2011, 10:27:54 pm by Criptfeind »
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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #398 on: March 19, 2011, 10:35:04 pm »

What the hell were the people who wrote that book thinking?  It's like the normal Epic Levels aren't ridiculous enough.
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Criptfeind

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #399 on: March 19, 2011, 10:41:53 pm »

According to 1d4 chan, and I quote, A Neutronium golem is the monster that /tg/ whips out when two people are comparing dick sizes with prestige classes and obscure splatbooks.
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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #400 on: March 19, 2011, 10:44:40 pm »

those ARE full stats. thse are all it needs, after all we've seen the stats. does it really need to roll? just tell whomsoever is on the receiving end, 'fuck you, he's a golem'
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Criptfeind

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #401 on: March 19, 2011, 10:45:52 pm »

If they have under seven thousand health there is no need to roll.
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Atomicdremora

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #402 on: March 19, 2011, 10:48:39 pm »

Exactamundo. And almost no one will have over 7000 health. ergo...
STR FUCK
DEX YOU
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WIL AM
INT A
CHA GOLEM
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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #403 on: March 19, 2011, 10:51:58 pm »

that is an impressive monster.
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I suspect you've never tried doing many illegal things yet in your game. The second the CCS knows you're "active", they'll come down on you like the hammer of God.

Criptfeind

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Re: (D&D 3.5ed) Fading North (Always recruiting)
« Reply #404 on: March 19, 2011, 10:53:25 pm »

I am just kidding, I am sure some crazy people could take this down at like level 100.
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