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Author Topic: Haiku battle!  (Read 2410 times)

Angel Of Death

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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2011, 08:31:37 am »

Angel goes insane!

He throws Darvi body first

Into the oil
« Last Edit: March 11, 2011, 08:41:01 am by Angel Of Death »
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2011, 08:51:01 am »

Dorf is set on fire
Hits the angel with his axe
Flames stay unnoticed
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2011, 08:53:21 am »

Darvi is burning

His skin is blistered, burnt off

His muscles are charred.
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2011, 08:57:49 am »

Dorf starts feeling pain
He enters a martial trance!
Mutilates Angel
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2011, 08:59:41 am »

Angel is now dead

But his soul is now fighting!

He is now stronger!
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2011, 09:05:08 am »

Dorf is pretty effed
"I will take you down with me!"
He makes a last stand

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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2011, 09:08:31 am »

Angel punches dorf

Sending the skull through the brain

A quick, painless death.
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2011, 09:10:48 am »

"What brain?", Armok laughs
He liked the bloody battle
Brings all back to life
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2011, 09:20:14 am »

Angel picks up dorf

And tosses it a mile

Into some magma
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2011, 09:23:06 am »

Dorf has been lucky
Armok gave him some armor
Pure Adamantium
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2011, 09:25:21 am »

Angel raw Hax0rs

Making adamantium

Weaker than cotton
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2011, 09:36:49 am »

Dorf out of magma
Armor becomes really soft
He thinks it's snuggly
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2011, 09:44:45 am »

Angel of death thinks

He uses dangerous dust!

Dorfs head blows apart.
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2011, 10:17:50 am »

Dorf throws a wambler
Then Angel says "Boom, Headshot!"
Neither does survive
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2011, 10:25:53 am »

Angels dead body

Lies broken in front of you

It goes back to life!
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