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Angel Of Death

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Haiku battle!
« on: March 11, 2011, 06:41:20 am »
The goal of this forum game is to mutilate a chosen forum member in a form of a violent haiku!

Rules:

If you get a limb cut off, regenerate it using haiku.

Please keep all violence and recovery from violence in haiku!




The Angel Of Death

Punches himself in the face

Knocking him right out
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 07:58:25 am »

Robocorn Arrives

Trampling the angel's left leg

With hooves of iron.
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 08:01:14 am »
The Awesome Angel

Grabs Robocorn by the horn

And tries to bend it
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 08:08:26 am »
The Steel beast thrashes

Flinging away the angel

Into the snake pit
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 08:10:54 am »
The Angel Of Death

Flies up from the evil pit

And kicks Robocorn
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 08:15:37 am »
Robocorn Recoils

It's armor somewhat dented.

It readies to charge.
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2011, 08:18:51 am »
Ottofar watches
Interested he seems, no?
Laughing at the two.
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2011, 08:19:58 am »
Quote from: Robocorn on March 11, 2011, 08:15:37 am
Robocorn Recoils

It's armor somewhat dented.

It readies to charge.

Angel dodges him

And boots him right in the nuts

Felling the great beast
« Last Edit: March 11, 2011, 08:23:00 am by Angel Of Death »
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2011, 08:22:05 am »
The beast recovers

It's steel testicles scuffed

it impales it's foe
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2011, 08:24:11 am »
Angel almost dies

He punches the beasts steel head

He breaks the beasts skull
« Last Edit: March 11, 2011, 08:25:51 am by Angel Of Death »
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2011, 08:26:10 am »
Darvi knows Haiku
From the Kingdom of Loathing
He enters the fray
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2011, 08:27:04 am »
The skull is broken

Hot gas erupts from the wound

The angel is scalded
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2011, 08:28:20 am »
Angel grabs the beast

And with one mighty action

Tears the beast in half!
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2011, 08:30:13 am »
Burning oils spread out.

The battlefield is awash

even the snake pit
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Re: Haiku battle!
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2011, 08:31:07 am »
Robotic horned horse
Got blown into tiny bits
Dwarf strikes the Angel
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