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Re: Holy shit Japan....
« Reply #555 on: March 16, 2011, 02:02:03 pm »

from http://www.kalzumeus.com/2011/03/13/some-perspective-on-the-japan-earthquake/

When the mall I was in started shaking, I at first thought it was because it was a windy day (Japanese buildings are designed to shake because the alternative is to be designed to fail catastrophically in the event of an earthquake), until I looked out the window and saw the train station.  A train pulling out of the station had hit the emergency breaks and was stopped within 20 feet — again, just someone doing what he was trained for.  A few seconds after the train stopped, after reporting his status, he would have gotten on the loudspeakers and apologized for inconvenience caused by the earthquake.  (Seriously, it’s in the manual.)

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Another anecdote: I previously worked as a systems engineer for a large computer consultancy, primarily in making back office systems for Japanese universities.  One such system is called a portal: it lets students check on, e.g., their class schedule from their cell phones.

The first feature of the portal, printed in bold red ink and obsessively tested, was called Emergency Notification.  Basically, we were worried about you attempting to check your class schedule while there was a wall of water coming to inundate your campus, so we built in the capability to take over all pages and say, essentially, “Forget about class.  Get to shelter now.”

Many of our clients are in the general vicinity of Tokyo.  When Nagoya (again, same island but very far away) started shaking during the earthquake, here’s what happened:

   1. T-0 seconds: Oh dear, we’re shaking.
   2. T+5 seconds: Where was that earthquake?
   3. T+15 seconds: The government reports that we just had a magnitude 8.8 earthquake off the coast of East Japan.  Which clients of ours are implicated?
   4. T+30 seconds: Two or three engineers in the office start saying “I’m the senior engineer responsible for X, Y, and Z universities.”
   5. T+45 seconds: “I am unable to reach X University’s emergency contact on the phone.  Retrying.”  (Phones were inundated virtually instantly.)
   6. T+60 seconds: “I am unable to reach X University’s emergency contact on the phone.  I am declaring an emergency for X University.  I am now going to follow the X University Emergency Checklist.”
   7. T+90 seconds: “I have activated emergency systems for X University remotely.  Confirm activation of emergency systems.”
   8. T+95 seconds: (second most senior engineer) “I confirm activation of emergency systems for X University.”
   9. T+120 seconds: (manager of group)  ”Confirming emergency system activations, sound off: X University.”  ”Systems activated.”  ”Confirmed systems activated.”  ”Y University.”  ”Systems activated.”  ”Confirmed systems activated.” …
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Re: Holy shit Japan....
« Reply #556 on: March 16, 2011, 02:31:56 pm »

It's interesting, because now in China there are official editorials praising the Japanese response in the aftermath of the quake and encouraging China to emulate some Japanese values, which is startling. It'd be a little like FOX News saying, "Y'know...Osama bin Laden *does* have some nice facial hair. Maybe we should all grow beards like that."

The main thrust of the editorials has been how the Japanese were so orderly and well-behaved, as opposed to the aftermath of the Sichuan quake, in which people just kinda went nuts (and you had price-gouging, looting and various other unsavory reactions to the chaos). It does seem very Japanese somehow for a train operator to publicly apologize for the inconvenience.
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Re: Holy shit Japan....
« Reply #557 on: March 16, 2011, 02:36:08 pm »

Yes, RedKing, I've heard no stories about looting or civil disorder.

For now, anyway.  A good chunk of Japan was wiped out and rebuilding will take a lot of time and patience.  Even if you were paranoid and had plenty of emergency supplies like food and basic medical supplies and ammunition, it could've been all washed to sea or irradiated.
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« Reply #558 on: March 16, 2011, 02:43:16 pm »

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« Reply #559 on: March 16, 2011, 02:44:05 pm »

Spoiler: Second part. (click to show/hide)

Sorry for the double-post--I broke the character limit =/
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« Reply #560 on: March 16, 2011, 02:56:08 pm »

That actually has me in tears. It's beautiful to read.
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Re: Holy shit Japan....
« Reply #561 on: March 16, 2011, 02:58:49 pm »

   1. T-0 seconds: Oh dear, we’re shaking.
   2. T+5 seconds: Where was that earthquake?
   3. T+15 seconds: The government reports that we just had a magnitude 8.8 earthquake off the coast of East Japan.  Which clients of ours are implicated?
   4. T+30 seconds: Two or three engineers in the office start saying “I’m the senior engineer responsible for X, Y, and Z universities.”
   5. T+45 seconds: “I am unable to reach X University’s emergency contact on the phone.  Retrying.”  (Phones were inundated virtually instantly.)
   6. T+60 seconds: “I am unable to reach X University’s emergency contact on the phone.  I am declaring an emergency for X University.  I am now going to follow the X University Emergency Checklist.”
   7. T+90 seconds: “I have activated emergency systems for X University remotely.  Confirm activation of emergency systems.”
   8. T+95 seconds: (second most senior engineer) “I confirm activation of emergency systems for X University.”
   9. T+120 seconds: (manager of group)  ”Confirming emergency system activations, sound off: X University.”  ”Systems activated.”  ”Confirmed systems activated.”  ”Y University.”  ”Systems activated.”  ”Confirmed systems activated.” …
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« Reply #562 on: March 16, 2011, 03:02:43 pm »

That actually has me in tears. It's beautiful to read.

Yeah, me too.
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Re: Holy shit Japan....
« Reply #563 on: March 16, 2011, 03:10:50 pm »

Vector, i don't care about you breaking the double post rule and i thank you for sharing that.

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« Reply #564 on: March 16, 2011, 03:15:48 pm »

-snip-
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« Reply #565 on: March 16, 2011, 03:21:59 pm »

Its things like that which break me out of self depression.
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« Reply #566 on: March 16, 2011, 03:25:42 pm »

That was amazing.  I definitely feel like I have to say "Holy shit Japan" now.
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« Reply #567 on: March 16, 2011, 04:07:23 pm »

Those are amazing stories. I hope every other nation can learn from the Japanese how to treat each other in the face of tragedy.
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« Reply #568 on: March 16, 2011, 04:08:32 pm »

Holy shit Japan. That is awesome!
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« Reply #569 on: March 16, 2011, 04:10:14 pm »


This is why I think Japan will come out of these disasters stronger than they were before.
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