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Author Topic: The Dissolution of State Government  (Read 41685 times)

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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2011, 10:47:49 pm »

I can only hope the people of Michigan won't tolerate this.
I'm in Michigan, I don't, but I'm a minor so who gives a fuck?

Whoever commented about GM and cars from Detroit, you do realize that not everyone who works for GM is a corrupt politician, right? But let's not talk about that here.

Anyways, the US Supreme Court can declare state laws to be unconstitutional, thank God. Also, (The People's Republic of) Ann Arbor is going to formally secede by the end of the night.

RE: Mass purchasing in Detroit for epic paintball. The city has few people in an area bigger than Boston and Manhattan combined. Yeah, deals will be nice, but see how many vacant lots you can get together.
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2011, 10:48:50 pm »

I have family in Michigan, its where my fathers side comes from.

The worst thing is they probably would approve of this bullshit.
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #47 on: March 09, 2011, 10:56:37 pm »

A pillar of successful fledgling governments is the ability to resist change, whilst a developed government, by necessity, must resist stagnation. The response to failing to posses the appropriate trait is the same for each. Ladies and gentlemen, we are launching a revolt and taking over. Specifically, we will take Michigan, Florida, Texas, and some worthless state like Kansas to handle our food while we enjoy life in the other portions of our new country.

Tell me sir, what will your brave new nation be called?  And it can't be "United States of America", that one's already taken.  I wish to hear all about this bold experiment.
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #48 on: March 09, 2011, 11:00:12 pm »

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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #49 on: March 09, 2011, 11:00:37 pm »

States of Unity?
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #50 on: March 09, 2011, 11:01:04 pm »

Tell me sir, what will your brave new nation be called?  And it can't be "United States of America", that one's already taken.  I wish to hear all about this bold experiment.

Bob.

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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #51 on: March 09, 2011, 11:03:31 pm »

"Here we have the United States, Russsia, China, Japan, Switzerland, England, Frace, Spain, and Bob."
"Bob? Thats a name, not a nation!"
"No sir, theres really a nation called Bob now."
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #52 on: March 09, 2011, 11:07:39 pm »

"Here we have the United States, Russsia, China, Japan, Switzerland, England, Frace, Spain, and Bob."
"Bob? Thats a name, not a nation!"
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #53 on: March 09, 2011, 11:10:28 pm »

wait? this new state? is it a republican/fascist one? I kinda like Florida, hate to have to become a freedom fighter resisting your tyranny.
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #54 on: March 09, 2011, 11:11:02 pm »

How about instead of a paintball arena, we buy up some urban real estate and make an above ground Geek Fortress?
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #55 on: March 09, 2011, 11:13:02 pm »

Fuck me... I am actually distantly related to one of the guys who is responsible.
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #56 on: March 09, 2011, 11:14:26 pm »

How about instead of a paintball arena, we buy up some urban real estate and make an above ground Geek Fortress?

It's a terrifying embark, but I'm up for it! Let's hope we get to embark with a mountain of booze!

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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #57 on: March 09, 2011, 11:16:03 pm »

Fuck me... I am actually distantly related to one of the guys who is responsible.

Exponential growth is a funny thing.  Don't sweat about it.  We are all related to Genghis Khan.  There's a decent chance that in a thousand years, nearly everyone will be a decedent of Hitler's family.
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #58 on: March 09, 2011, 11:16:42 pm »

How about instead of a paintball arena, we buy up some urban real estate and make an above ground Geek Fortress?

It's a terrifying embark, but I'm up for it! Let's hope we get to embark with a mountain of booze!

It's Detroit.
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Re: The Dissolution of Michigan
« Reply #59 on: March 09, 2011, 11:16:47 pm »

Ladies and gentlemen, we are launching a revolt and taking over. Specifically, we will take Michigan, Florida, Texas, and some worthless state like Kansas to handle our food while we enjoy life in the other portions of our new country.

Alternately, if you're feeling daring:  We need a slogan!

I am actually distantly related to one of the guys who is responsible.

I suspect we're all distantly related to all those responsible.
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