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[adwarf]

There is a sudden noise as five orks bust out of a nearby house, and walk up to you " Hello we are ta' Shoota Boyz of ta' Killin' Tribe. Me and my boyz been killin' tem' marines all year, and tey' aint gained no ground were we fought. "

Spoiler: Shoota' (click to show/hide)

Hp - 10/10
Skills -
Light Shoota' - 10
Inventory -
Makeshift Shoota'
20 Shoota's Homemade Shoota' Clips ( 30/30 )

[adwarf]

...May I play as an Imperial Guardsman? A Catachan or a Kasrkin, perhaps?

You have to be an ork, but if you want to join I will put you in.

[Phantom]

...May I play as an Imperial Guardsman? A Catachan or a Kasrkin, perhaps?

You have to be an ork, but if you want to join I will put you in.

Uh-huh. Well, since I can't play semi-retarded fungi very well, no thanks.

[Taricus]

"Well get back there, you got ta kill more 'Umies

Play as a smartboy.

[adwarf]

Ya, there are smart orks.

[Phantom]

They're still the semi-retarded fungi, just with the capacity to think. A Whiteshield or a Death Korps Of Krieg soldier are still smarter than them. Even Orgryns.

[Taricus]

Who need intelligence when you have a psychic gesalt field that make sticks shoot bullets 

[Phantom]

Who needs that when you have an awesome voice and not-so-cheesy character? And isn't Indrick Boreale a Space Marine sub-breed of Ork?

[Taricus]

Nope, he's a sub-breed of a snotling AKA squigfood.

[adwarf]

I am the ork commander Shoota'

[Phantom]

...Okay, was anybody asking? That appears to have nothing to do with the conversation or any question here.

[adwarf]

No I was just letting them know it wasn't one of the NPC Ork commanders they will meet later in the game.

[Phantom]

There is a magical thing called an edit button, you know, rather than just posting it.

[adwarf]

Sorry I do not do things to your standards.

[Phantom]

Still, it's much more cleaner and productive rather than randomly posting. And if you try to argue against me with my own information, please know fully that I am a hypocrite to many subjects.