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Kamamura

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Bone-chilling horror scene
« on: March 08, 2011, 04:56:36 am »

Creeping into a monster lair, my character smelled a horrible stench. Mustering all his will, he forced himself to proceed down the dim-lit corridor. Suddenly, a grisly scene opened before his eyes - a pestle, mortar, bumblebee remains all around, and in a clay dish in the middle of the room - bumblebee paste. The horror, the madness! What monster could grind those fluffy, buzzing balls of cuteness into such sinister luncheon? Overcome with panic, our hero flees the cursed cavern, never to return again...
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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Re: Bone-chilling horror scene
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2011, 05:13:53 am »

yeah anything that is vermin and in the area of the cave will be able to be made into [vermin_name]paste...
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Re: Bone-chilling horror scene
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2011, 06:18:56 am »

Well fluffy wambler paste or pixie paste sounds really tasty.

On the other hand, if the monsters know about the throwing skill it could be nothing but self protection.
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Re: Bone-chilling horror scene
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2011, 07:50:11 am »

I love how any vermin can be made into paste.

Mmmm, Fairy Paste.
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Re: Bone-chilling horror scene
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2011, 05:06:55 pm »

I love how any vermin can be made into paste.

Mmmm, Fairy Paste.

Elf Paste.
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Re: Bone-chilling horror scene
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2011, 12:37:13 am »

I love how any vermin can be made into paste.

Mmmm, Fairy Paste.

Elf Paste.


Elfs are definatly vermin....stupid hippies.
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