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Author Topic: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)  (Read 9499 times)

Karl Marx

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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2011, 09:11:06 pm »

That's just why she's a sniper, she's a huge flirt and a very sweet girl when she doesn't have a rifle in her hands, when the first bullet whizzes through a chest it's like bloodlust, her eyes roll back and she becomes a mindless killing machine that knows one thing "Kill anything that isn't Roman", good thing she can snap out of it relatively quickly.
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Phantom

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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #61 on: March 08, 2011, 09:18:04 pm »

Oh let's look at the team's two snipers...
A Goddamn Combat Suit Cyborg, and a woman with bloodlust. Who wins?
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Taricus

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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #62 on: March 08, 2011, 09:19:06 pm »

Shipping time! *Gets shot by the commisar*
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Karl Marx

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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #63 on: March 08, 2011, 09:20:45 pm »

Not just any woman with bloodlust, a seasoned veteran mercenary with no regard for human life and YEARS of training under her belt. (Merc for 6 years)

I think she could just paradox you, I mean she's intelligent when she's not murderdeathrapepillagekilling
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Phantom

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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #64 on: March 08, 2011, 09:39:15 pm »

...It's a free thinking Cyborg. I don't think you can paradox it.
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #65 on: March 08, 2011, 09:44:08 pm »

Oh, thank the lord this isn't some kind of comic serise... the shipping would make me have to commit suicide.
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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #66 on: March 08, 2011, 09:46:15 pm »

ROBOT IN RELATIONSHIP WITH COMMISSAR.

COMMISSAR RELATIONSHIP WITH BLOODTHIRSTY SNIPER.



Yes, that WOULD be horrible.
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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #67 on: March 08, 2011, 09:47:13 pm »

Commissars, Robots, and Bloodthirsty Snipers, oh my!

I cannot wait for this game to start.
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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #68 on: March 08, 2011, 09:50:19 pm »

((Note: The insanity bussiness is serious. Your time here will be harsh. So, while the occastional joke is let in for the sake of comody, making gags and jokes will not be appericated. This game will be quite dark. Your level of sanity will also not be told directly, so you have to make assumtion. Have fun turning to homocical manics!))

You look out across the ocean, and you see your destination. Africa. You were drafted into the N.R.E. army. You are in a transport jet with aproxmitely 20 to 30 people, and there is some music playing in the backround. The feeling is slightly sad in the jet. A announcer says you will be arrving shortly in your new army base. You've heard about the African border, and none of the stories were very nice.

But here you are, whether you like it or not. Your pretty sure most of the stories of people going insane and attacking their friends were just silly exaggerations. But you still have a bad feeling about the place...

You see the landing zone, and slowly the Jet lands on the very worn landing strip. You exit into the hot desert with your other soldiers and see the Captain approaching you. He says,
"Welcome to the 87th Desert Rangers legion! I know you are all tried from your trip, and that you have heard rumours of this place, but we hope you are comfortable here! Have look around, you have almost completely unrestricted acess to the base."
Inside the base is a few soldiers doing various recreational activities. Playing cards, ball games, and such. There is aqlso someone near a fence, crying to himself. There are 2 armed guards protecting him. Everything else seems normal.

(( Game's begun. Time to play! ))
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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #69 on: March 08, 2011, 09:51:22 pm »

Beowulf approaches the two armed guards.
"May I ask what is wrong with this individual?"
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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #70 on: March 08, 2011, 09:58:56 pm »

Kommissar Nikita Bordoslav attempted to raise the spirits of the men around her.
"Why do you look all look so sad? Does it not fill you with joy to serve in this great army?" She shouts to the men. "It is a privilege to serve in this great army. You have been allowed to fight for your nation, to fight for your family, your home. You have no right to feel miserable. You have no right to mental infirmity. Liven up. Nothing but glory and victory awaits you!"
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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #71 on: March 08, 2011, 10:00:39 pm »

Beowulf attempts some snark.
"Yes, there will be glorious death and Pyrrhic victories for everyone!"
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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #72 on: March 08, 2011, 10:07:21 pm »

Nikita turned to face the heckler. She approached him, undoing the holster strap to her pistol.
"Indeed there will. Some, sooner than others."

(Have at it, guys.)
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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #73 on: March 08, 2011, 10:10:43 pm »

Kijii steps out of the Jet after waking from her nap, stretching out and yawning she walks over to Nikita "Hey, Don't believe I introduced myself back there, Name's Kijii." She looks at the crying man and chuckles to herself "Been awhile since i've seen a sight like that.." She takes out one headphone and turns the volume on her r'pod(roman ipod lol) up so she can still hear the music and Nikita at the same time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QMQfrecy0 This song can be faintly heard if one were to listen or get close to Kijii
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Re: The New Roman Empire (Were full!)
« Reply #74 on: March 08, 2011, 10:13:40 pm »

Nikita turns from the robotic sniper, to face the other.
"Ah, yes, hello. My name is Kommissar Nikita Bordoslav. Nice to meet you."

(Also, thanks for the music.)
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