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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55081 times)

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #705 on: July 17, 2011, 08:49:16 pm »
Roll 49: Into the Darkness

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
>Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: Installation (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Indoors, Warm

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GAME EVENT:
Cogs stood there motionless. Bjorn noticed this first, and tapped him on the shoulder. Cogs did not budge.

"Huh, what's wrong, Cogs?"

No reply. Puzzled, Bjorn decided to not get involved.

Tarran Terra-"So... who's going to peek though the door? I'd suggest someone silent or very, very resistant to getting their arses kicked."

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin, eager to start the new adventure, jumps off the horse as to avoid its hooves. Those terrible, terrible hooves. One of Porin's best friends was killed by a horse once. It happened during a raid on the Dwarven Capital of BoatKilled. Indeed, it was a tragic moment for all of the kobolds there.

Continuing onward, Porin sees the pathway, and decides immediately that he is up for the task.
"This job for Porin. Small, move quick, hide: Kobold specialty! Enchanted armor too. Best suited for task," he proclaims. Reluctantly, Tarran and the others all step aside, waiting for Porin to awkwardly walk up to the door after pressing s.

"Well, time to go in!"

Porin prods the door with his shield. It seems sturdy enough.
This take more effort, he thinks to himself.

Porin glances at the handle, but the slime immediately quenches the idea. There is know way he is going to touch that.

Finally, Porin decides to wedge the door open with his sword. As the reinforced wooden door creaks open, its handle falls off.
Opening the door reveals a stairway leading upward, with another doorway at the top. Slime covers the steps, and spider webs dot the ceiling. A stray orb weaver hangs in the doorway quite annoyingly.

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan goes ahead and hurls a plotmelon into the slime. It slides across the room, unaffected by friction, until it comes to a halt upon hitting the wall. It then turns over, and reveals that the surface that had touched the slime is now completely gone, with the juicy and succulent interior slowly dissolving away.

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Meep meep.

'Jacen'-Jacen enthusiastically takes aim at the doorway, ready to open fire on whomever was to come out. In case of giant monsters, hopefully.

As soon as Porin wedges the door open, nothing comes out. Thus, Jacen becomes completely disappointed.

Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn too, prepared to attack. However, upon seeing the spider, Bjorn's friendly-fire reflexes immediately kick in, and he launches the melon.

The melon burns through the spider, creating a satisfying pop as the spider bursts and the stairway is engulfed in a ball of flame. Luckily, Porin's armor deflects all this, leaving him with nothing but a some slightly singed hair. Noticably, the slime that was previously on the stairway has now evaporated.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jacen (click to show/hide)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #706 on: July 17, 2011, 08:53:41 pm »
Advance slowly into the tunnel.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #707 on: July 17, 2011, 08:55:10 pm »
Porin took the lead, using his flaming sword as a torch so everyone could see where they were going.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #708 on: July 17, 2011, 09:40:05 pm »
Knock everyone out of the way and run to the stairs.

Just because. ;D
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #709 on: July 17, 2011, 09:43:48 pm »
Be a speedbump in such a manner that when Tarran tries to knock me over, he trips instead and busts his mouth on the lowest stair, knocking all of his teeth out.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2011, 11:19:48 pm by SeriousConcentrate »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #710 on: July 17, 2011, 10:07:57 pm »
If that happens, make sure my sword lands on him. Blade end first.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #711 on: July 17, 2011, 10:09:53 pm »
Have the shield ready too just in case he tries any other treachery.

>:3
« Last Edit: July 17, 2011, 11:20:02 pm by SeriousConcentrate »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #712 on: July 17, 2011, 10:10:37 pm »
Is this going to get horribly overcomplicated?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #713 on: July 17, 2011, 10:15:20 pm »
Probably, unless you're down to help me make Tarran screw himself over. ^^
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #714 on: July 17, 2011, 10:16:21 pm »
...I think I'll just watch...
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #715 on: July 17, 2011, 10:16:33 pm »
Oh, and make sure my helmet detonates at Porin's feet.

Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on July 17, 2011, 10:15:20 pm
Probably, unless you're down to help me make Tarran screw himself over. ^^
You are a jerk.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #716 on: July 17, 2011, 10:18:18 pm »
Ahem.

Quote from: Tarran on July 17, 2011, 09:40:05 pm
Knock everyone out of the way and run to the stairs.

Just because. ;D

Pot and kettle, is it not?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #717 on: July 17, 2011, 10:19:30 pm »
I'm just trying to have a little fun. :(

Besides, it's not like you'll break your nose or something, right?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #718 on: July 17, 2011, 10:22:23 pm »
Hell, I'm bored too. I got nothing to do today/in one of those moods where I don't feel like doing anything today. :-\ Other than watch Deceased Crab play Startropics 2, anyway.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #719 on: July 17, 2011, 10:25:50 pm »
Ho ho ho, you finally got to watching him.

Yeah, I'm in the same mood. But still trying for a turn in my RTD if you're wondering when that's coming.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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