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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55103 times)

HighEndNoob

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #690 on: July 15, 2011, 04:41:16 pm »
In Starcraft, Installation missions are the funnest!
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #691 on: July 15, 2011, 05:15:36 pm »
Do I need to say anything considering it's already a majority vote?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #692 on: July 15, 2011, 09:53:17 pm »
Nope. Mini-update go!

Roll 48.5

As the group winds up the mountainside, Ivan comes across a lever. Being the kind of person he is, he goes ahead and pulls it. Immediately, the group hears the sound of clanging metal and turning gears. As the group finally reaches the door, it is open, the rusty outside revealing an almost pristine metal ceiling and wall. Various supports inside keep the room standing.

As the group enters, a more frightening truth reveals itself. Half of the room is covered in a slimy and translucent secretion. This is the half that the group first saw. The other half is riddled with stalactites of ice and pools of water on the floor. The rusted walls and floor are visible as an almost blood-red layer beneath the ice. Rusty gear assemblies fill the room, with quite a few places to get your fingers crushed if the gears had happened to be moving.
A door sits across the hall, with a dry and clean path leading up to it. An ominous way to introduce a guest, I suppose.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #693 on: July 15, 2011, 09:55:42 pm »
"So... who's going to peek though the door? I'd suggest someone silent or very, very resistant to getting their asses kicked."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #694 on: July 15, 2011, 10:14:50 pm »
Initate Door Breach Alpha! Oh right. I guess I'll cover whoever opens the door.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #695 on: July 15, 2011, 10:22:33 pm »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on July 15, 2011, 09:53:17 pm
Nope. Mini-update go!

Roll 48.5

As the group winds up the mountainside, Ivan comes across a lever. Being the kind of person he is, he goes ahead and pulls it.

Whats that supposed to mean!

Run in and prepare to slap a giant monster to death, and be sure to throw a plottermelon into the slime!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #696 on: July 15, 2011, 11:08:48 pm »
Ready a melon to throw in after someone opens the door.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #697 on: July 16, 2011, 12:38:06 pm »
Porin got to his feet on Tarran's horse and jumped away rather than dismount. He wasn't about to get near its hooves! He wandered towards the entrance. "This job for Porin. Small, move quick, hide: Kobold specialty! Enchanted armor too. Best suited for task." He nodded to the rest, then pressed {S} on the keyboard entered stealth mode and moved into the doorway.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #698 on: July 16, 2011, 12:56:28 pm »
...And promptly got blasted away with a random BFG.

"Hah, boy I'm glad I didn't open that door."

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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #699 on: July 16, 2011, 01:05:50 pm »
Hmm. Would Immunize protect against a BFG?  If not, all of us would die to the massive splash damage. ^^
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #700 on: July 16, 2011, 10:59:47 pm »
Immunize only works against magic. Otherwise you'd all become virtually invincible.

By the way, next time anyone tries to make a torch with only wood, it won't work. My family's trying to light some douglas fir logs we split to get a fire going, but it's just not working. At all. I'll let Jacen keep his torch, but in any of my future RTD's I'll be banning wood torches. :P

Is Mekboy still around?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #701 on: July 16, 2011, 11:01:50 pm »
He hasn't posted since the 4th. At all. Even though he's been on today, since he hasn't posted since the 4th, I'd say he's gone.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #702 on: July 16, 2011, 11:11:41 pm »
Dang it. :-\ Well, do we have anyone on the waiting list? If not I can always ask my Castlevania players if they would want to join. ^^
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #703 on: July 16, 2011, 11:20:28 pm »
I don't think there are any waiting listers. Though I think 6 players is fine, really.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #704 on: July 16, 2011, 11:26:55 pm »
Quote from: JacenHanLovesLegos on July 14, 2011, 04:52:12 pm
Starting monday I'll be gone for three weeks, could I be put on leave for now?

We'll be down to five soon. ^^; Other than that, yeah, six is good.
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