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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55117 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #660 on: July 05, 2011, 07:23:07 pm »
Seeing that there was nothing he could do about Bjorn's latest injury, and Taric was taking care of himself, Porin wandered back to the dead elves to look for materials for more bandages and a splint. Once he found some, he would take care of Tarran's rather horribly-mangled-looking right arm.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #661 on: July 05, 2011, 08:42:35 pm »
Try to reverse time back to the point before I blew my leg off (AKA: Gain Chronokenisis)
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #662 on: July 05, 2011, 10:30:36 pm »
"Hi. I'm Jacen. Nice to see you. What are you guys doing out here?
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
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So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #663 on: July 05, 2011, 10:42:14 pm »
My ribs!!!

Try to make a *insert whatever heals this wound here*
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #664 on: July 06, 2011, 11:30:48 pm »
Just need Mekboy. Also, by the way, is it okay if I change +1 bonuses to +1/-1's? That way, if you get a 6, you'll get -1 for a 5, but 4 or less and you get a +1.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #665 on: July 06, 2011, 11:35:51 pm »
I'm OK with that. Also, I'm trying to level up my doctorin' skills, is that possible?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #666 on: July 07, 2011, 12:58:38 am »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on July 06, 2011, 11:30:48 pm
Just need Mekboy. Also, by the way, is it okay if I change +1 bonuses to +1/-1's? That way, if you get a 6, you'll get -1 for a 5, but 4 or less and you get a +1.
Sounds alright. Though that does mean we'll be missing out on our favorite; overshoots. :<
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #667 on: July 07, 2011, 01:34:36 am »
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on July 06, 2011, 11:35:51 pm
I'm OK with that. Also, I'm trying to level up my doctorin' skills, is that possible?

Roll 5's to gain skill.

Quote from: Tarran on July 07, 2011, 12:58:38 am
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on July 06, 2011, 11:30:48 pm
Just need Mekboy. Also, by the way, is it okay if I change +1 bonuses to +1/-1's? That way, if you get a 6, you'll get -1 for a 5, but 4 or less and you get a +1.
Sounds alright. Though that does mean we'll be missing out on our favorite; overshoots. :<

That's actually a pretty good argument to keep it this way, heh.
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Re: Roll 45
« Reply #668 on: July 07, 2011, 03:32:44 pm »
Roll 46: Whoops

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Evening, Cold
Cloudy

Rolls:

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin wanders over to one of the destroyers, and rips off its gauntlet. From the gauntlet, he manages to fashion a makeshift cast designed to keep Tarran's arm in place. Taking off Tarran's own armor, he inspects the wound, sighs in relief as it isn't a compound fracture, and wrenches the bones back into place. He then puts Tarran's gauntlet back on, and applies the cast.

Experience Gained!

Tarran Terra-Tarran turns to the newb.
"Who are you?"

'Jacen'-"Hi. I'm Jacen. Nice to see you. What are you guys doing out here?"
"We're just on our way to kill a giant monster or two."
Tarran eye's Jacen's machine gun.
"Wanna join us?"

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan grabs a nearby rock, then tries to pummel his ribs back into shape! It doesn't work!

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric once again grabs the arrows. This time, he also fails to pull them out. He resorts to bandaging the wounds around the arrows to try and slow the bleeding, but that also doesn't do much.

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs says hi to Jacen, then focuses on Bjorn who seems to be meditating on something.

Bjorn Inmus-Calling upon the wizardly powers of your inner self, you attempt to alter the very fabric of time itself. Suddenly, the world begins to melt around you, time itself becoming tangible, becoming malleable as you dig through it to find your old leg. Grabbing your leg from the space-time continuum and yanking it out, you stick it back onto your leg stump and clap twice, returning things to normal.

Suddenly, Zrk reappears in front of you! As you run ahead to greet him, an extremely large walker falls from the sky and crushes him, killing him again. The walker struggles to pull itself to its feet, appears to reveal two large refractive crystals from its head, and then finally notices the group. Its two large brass arm cannons begin to rotate as ammunition feeds into its chambers.

Volthnir: Clockwork Titan

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jacen (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 07, 2011, 03:34:18 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #669 on: July 07, 2011, 03:41:23 pm »
Porin blinked. Kobolds... not so good with metal beasties... he thought, immediately going into 'hide' mode. Maybe he could try freezing its joints or something when he had a moment, but for now he had to sneak to a superior position.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #670 on: July 07, 2011, 03:46:20 pm »
GET. THAT. ARROW. OUT!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #671 on: July 07, 2011, 03:46:53 pm »
Tarran was speechless for a few moments. "I... don't think my sword is going to have much of an effect. See 'ya guys."

Hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #672 on: July 07, 2011, 04:27:41 pm »
"Umm........ This is ridiculous." Teleport the mech to the town, if that fails run for my live.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #673 on: July 07, 2011, 04:35:53 pm »
How did that not work?!

Run like an elf runs from a dwaven magma death machine. FAST!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #674 on: July 07, 2011, 08:29:37 pm »
"Now would I like those guns." Take cover and fire at it's head, so not to damage the cannons. "If stuff like this happens alot to you guys, I'd quite enjoy joining you."
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.
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