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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55153 times)

_DivideByZero_

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #570 on: June 22, 2011, 03:08:02 pm »
It already stopped.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #571 on: June 22, 2011, 04:13:34 pm »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on June 22, 2011, 03:08:02 pm
It already stopped.

Oh sorry I just looked at the statues and it was still there

"continue to cower behind rocks"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #572 on: June 23, 2011, 10:37:56 am »
Why is Zrk always the last person to post his action in any RTD I have with him?
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #573 on: June 23, 2011, 04:36:08 pm »
I won't be able to post for a few days, sorry for any inconvenience.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #574 on: June 23, 2011, 05:22:26 pm »
Since moving my laptop up a set of stairs somehow completely ends my internet connection... Painting is done now, so I should be posting more often, for a week, then I'm going away, so let's try some heroism before I go on vacation!

Charge into the forest, firing all the way.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #575 on: June 24, 2011, 01:01:12 pm »
Roll 39

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Midday, Cold
Cloudy
Grass is still wet

Rolls:

Tarran Terra-"Uh huh. Riiigggghhhht. Why aren't you insane then?"

And so forth followed a long and extremely awkward pause.

"...well?"
"No can say. Have religion."
"Enough with that! You're a stupid dark elf!"
"No... but... no.... we work for bad guy."
"And this 'bad guy' goes by what name?"
"His name is..."

"Is?"

"Is..."

The elf, unable to continue for whatever reason, thrusts himself forward, literally decapitating himself on your razor-sharp sword.

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin watches the elf in horror, and wonders to himself which "bad guy" the elf was talking about. He has no clue.

(1)

Bjorn Inmus-(6+2=8)
Bjorn raises his staff towards the sky, signalling the ground beneath the elves to fissure, shatter, and rise up, completely engulfing the elves. Zrk and Cogs run away from the volcano, screaming, as the pit fills with magma, removing any trace of the elves.

As Bjorn lowers his hand, the volcano begins to slowing inch back into the ground, until there is no trace left save for a few odd fissures lying around. A few bits of metal armor little the charred landscape.
Bjorn shouts, "Look, goblinite!"

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan cowers behind the rocks, kind of. He sees the volcano int he distance and decides to cower from that instead.

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-"'Tis only a flesh wound!"

Taric keeps marching towards the forest, gun blazing. He fires bullet after bullet, until his second clip is completely gone. He reaches the forest with Zrk, and Taric notices a rustling sound in a bearby shrub. He looks to his side to see a wounded elf, bow drawn, aiming at Taric's face.
Taric, completely unaffected, kicks the bow out of the elf's hand and sticks his gun into the elf's face.

"What is it, now?"

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-"Damn, it takes ages to get dents out..." grumbles Cogs, trying to spot the hidden archers.
(6)
Cogs, disgruntled about his dented armor, spends the time he plans to be looking for elves in, actually staring at his armor and pondering how he would fix it.

'Zrk'-Zrk decides to finish this quickly, by using his magnum to fire madly into the forest. Making it all the way to the first tree along with Taric, he accompanies Taric and reloads as the elf is found.

GAME EVENT:

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Zrk' (click to show/hide)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #576 on: June 24, 2011, 01:03:11 pm »
Chop his head off.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #577 on: June 24, 2011, 01:14:48 pm »
Porin sighed. "Stupid elf. Kill self, can't enjoy cheese and trinkets." That reminded him. He still had that pepperjack. Well, no time to eat in the middle of the battle; he'd devour it later. For now he shifted uncomfortably on the horse, nervous about riding an animal a few magnitudes larger than he was with murderous hooves. Should help friends. Tarran, Ivan, only have swords. Up to Porin to support allies. He twisted in his seat until he was facing the trees, then lobbed a fireball at them. Hopefully that would help and not hurt his allies...
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #578 on: June 24, 2011, 01:41:35 pm »
"Hurm... that was strange."

"Well... it's their choice fight the elves in an inferior position. I told them to run away, they didn't listen. So I say pack down and wait." Tarran notices the random fireball. "Unless, of course, you want to help them. Ehhhhhh, you can take my horse if you want."
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #579 on: June 24, 2011, 05:21:26 pm »
continue being the opposite of any REAL dwarf hiding like a wuss
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #580 on: June 24, 2011, 05:37:23 pm »
COllect the Goblinite and throw fireballs at any remaning elves that are not next to my allies.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #581 on: June 25, 2011, 02:31:52 am »
By the way I don't see Goblinite in the known metals will we figure outs its worth when we pick it up or do we need a specialist to identify it?
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Quote from: Meanmelter on February 14, 2011, 06:39:27 pm
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #582 on: June 25, 2011, 02:38:03 am »
...Jake, have you played Dwarf Fortress before? Because I'm pretty sure you should know what it means by now.

http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Goblinite

Goblinite=Iron.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #583 on: June 25, 2011, 04:30:27 am »
Quote from: Tarran on June 25, 2011, 02:38:03 am
...Jake, have you played Dwarf Fortress before? Because I'm pretty sure you should know what it means by now.

http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Goblinite

Goblinite=Iron.

I play dwarf fortress but that doesn't mean I've made it for more then 3 days in fort mode
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #584 on: June 25, 2011, 03:42:22 pm »
It's just basically iron armor and weapons.
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