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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55231 times)

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #435 on: June 10, 2011, 11:44:14 pm »
Sell the Maul, than find that spell shop, and buy Balrog's Fury and Etherealize.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #436 on: June 10, 2011, 11:46:37 pm »
"I'd like the Bounce Level 2 enchantment, please. 200☼, right here." Hand him the money.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 12:04:03 am by Tarran »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #437 on: June 10, 2011, 11:50:50 pm »
Which peice of armor do you want to enchant? I only just realized that bounce would be insanely overpowered for a 200 Urist enchantment, so I decided to make it bodypart-specific. Sorry :)

Actually scratch that. I have a much simpler idea. Hold on a moment.

EDIT. There, you'll have to pay a bit more for protection against projectiles, but it's wroth it, I guess.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2011, 11:57:11 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #438 on: June 11, 2011, 12:04:18 am »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on June 10, 2011, 11:50:50 pm
EDIT. There, you'll have to pay a bit more for protection against projectiles, but it's wroth it, I guess.
Alright, edited.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #439 on: June 11, 2011, 04:28:06 am »
My coward ability gives -1 to resist the effects of fear et.c., so yes it should be red.
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You seem to be under the illusion that we give a shit about what happens to dwarves who are too dumb to live.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #440 on: June 11, 2011, 04:56:51 am »
"I'll take the that .37 rifle there, and ten clips of ammo for it. Do you do trade ins?" pointing to his rifle
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 01:44:12 pm by Taricus »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #441 on: June 11, 2011, 12:27:11 pm »
'Would it be possible to enchant my coat with 'Immunize'? Here's the money." Cogs then leaves, thanking the enchanter, and heads tothe gunsmith.
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Aw, Mekboy! A song for meeeee?
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... bring my pants.
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You seem to be under the illusion that we give a shit about what happens to dwarves who are too dumb to live.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #442 on: June 11, 2011, 01:42:27 pm »
Buy 10 45 caliber clips.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #443 on: June 11, 2011, 01:43:34 pm »
Find someone to enchant my armor
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #444 on: June 11, 2011, 02:48:22 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on June 11, 2011, 01:42:27 pm
Buy 10 45 caliber clips.

You mean 44, but whatever.

Quote from: jakeread1 on June 11, 2011, 01:43:34 pm
Find someone to enchant my armor

You too? You don't even have full armor...
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #445 on: June 12, 2011, 12:20:05 am »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on June 11, 2011, 02:48:22 pm
Quote from: Zrk2 on June 11, 2011, 01:42:27 pm
Buy 10 45 caliber clips.

You mean 44, but whatever.

Quote from: jakeread1 on June 11, 2011, 01:43:34 pm
Find someone to enchant my armor

I have fist armor...Or if you want to get all square and stuff "gauntlets"

You too? You don't even have full armor...

I have fist armor...Or if you want to get all square and stuff "gauntlets"
« Last Edit: June 12, 2011, 09:07:06 pm by jakeread1 »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #446 on: June 12, 2011, 07:35:16 pm »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on June 11, 2011, 02:48:22 pm
Quote from: Zrk2 on June 11, 2011, 01:42:27 pm
Buy 10 45 caliber clips.

You mean 44, but whatever.

Definitely 45, but whatever.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #447 on: June 12, 2011, 07:37:44 pm »
I think the misunderstanding is because you have a .44 Magnum but the shop's only selling .45 Winchester Rifle rounds. Maybe .44 rounds should be in the shop?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #448 on: June 12, 2011, 08:40:20 pm »
Oh, right, silly me. I'll add those to the shop, then get rolling.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #449 on: June 12, 2011, 09:57:14 pm »
Roll 31

I've moved all the statuses down a bit.

By the way, quick notice. You can either pay the full price for something, or you can attempt to barter to lower the price based on a roll. If you fail the roll, you have to pay extra, otherwise, you can get it for less.
When bartering, a 1 costs you 50% extra, a 2 costs 25% extra, 3 makes no difference, 4 costs 10% less, 5 costs 20% less, etc. The biggest discount you can get is 50%.

On a semi-unrelated  note, getting a 5 when using a skill (eg. swordsman) may increase your experience in that category, depending on whether I remember to or not. It doesn't actually give you a bonus to use unless you were previously novice.

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Slay Yaetrix
Slay Schazin

Location(s):
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Rolls:

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin reached into his back and pulled out a few precious coins. He counted a few gold ones and a few silver coins before handing them over in exchange for the red-and-blue-glowing scrolls.
Porin: Porin learn to shoot fire and ice!
The mage gladly accepted the deal and gave Porin the two scrolls.

New abilities: Fireball and Ice Shards!
-400☼

Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn walked over to the magic shop.
Bjorn: I think i have something you might like.
Bjorn pulled out his ☼Gold Maul☼, worth 7560☼!
Mage: We don't buy those here.
Bjorn: Really?
Bjorn proceeded to walk out, sell the maul at a trader's shop for 7000☼. He returned to the shop and took the two scrolls he wanted: One to make enemies helpless before him, another to cause fissures in the Earth itself! He left eyeing the magnificent staves on the racks in the shop.
I bet one of those'll give me a really nice bonus to magic casting!

+4000☼

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan went to the magic shop and bumped into Cogs, who was already there. See previous roll for armor enchantments available.

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-
Taric: I'll take the that .37 rifle there, and ten clips of ammo for it. Do you do trade ins?
Clerk: Why yes we do! Let's see, your rifle is a Salisbury Model 98! We don't get a lot of foreign weapons around here. Though it's weaker, I'm sure a museum would pay quite a bit for it. It would be worth at least 1700☼! That'll cover the cost of the new rifle. Do you want a new choice or do you want to keep the .37?

Press X to undo transaction.

Removed weapon: Salisbury Model 98 - 12 Clips
New weapon: .37 Winchester 7000 + 10 Clips
+900☼

Tarran Terra-
Tarran: I'd like the Bounce Level 2 enchantment, please. 500☼, right here.
Tarran deposited the coins on the table, the metal clanking against his gauntlets, and then watched as the Mage took a staff, twirled it a bit, and smacked Tarran with it. The staff bounced right off Tarran's own armored face.
Mage: Alright, you're good to go!

-500☼

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-
Cogs: Would it be possible to enchant my coat with 'Immunize'? Here's the money.
The mage, clearly already over-exerted from first enchanting Tarran, walked up to Cogs and enchanted Cogs' coat as well.
Cogs: Thank you!
said Cogs as he exited the shop.

-500☼

'Zrk'-Zrk thought about about buying some .45 caliber clips, but hesitated because he has no weapon that can use it. He already has ammo for his pistol, maybe he could get more?

Press Y to confirm action.

Statuses:
Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Zrk' (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 04:57:41 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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