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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55187 times)

HighEndNoob

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #315 on: May 15, 2011, 02:54:06 pm »
Rest, than loot the butcher
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #316 on: May 15, 2011, 04:58:58 pm »
Remove the object impaling Ivan from him.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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« Reply #317 on: May 15, 2011, 06:15:28 pm »
It's been removed. Bjorn shot him with a shard which he removed a while ago, remember?
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jakeread1

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #318 on: May 15, 2011, 06:18:37 pm »
Try to get out of the ground so I can breath!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #319 on: May 15, 2011, 06:45:16 pm »
There were far too many injuries for me to remember each one of them.
Patch up Ivan.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #320 on: May 15, 2011, 07:18:10 pm »
Seeing Taric was asleep, Porin decided to let the dwarf rest for the moment and instead went over to the butcher to loot the body.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #321 on: May 15, 2011, 07:20:37 pm »
HALLUCINATION DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #322 on: May 15, 2011, 07:27:35 pm »
Quote from: jakeread1 on May 15, 2011, 06:18:37 pm
Try to get out of the ground so I can breath!

Cogs pulled you out.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #323 on: May 16, 2011, 10:19:01 am »
Aid Zrk2 in patching up Ivan.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #324 on: May 16, 2011, 06:21:39 pm »
I hope Ivan doesn't plan on living too long...
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #325 on: May 17, 2011, 12:28:31 am »
Quote from: Zrk2 on May 16, 2011, 06:21:39 pm
I hope Ivan doesn't plan on living too long...

Unfortunately I do..
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Let's get moving!
« Reply #326 on: May 17, 2011, 09:08:58 pm »
Roll 21

Objective(s):
Police Duty Success!

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin starts grinning and rubbing his hands together. Walking over to the butcher's limp carcass, he grabs the butcher's axe, and sticks it in his backpack.
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Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn (2-2=0) falls asleep on the spot. His pancreas still hurts. It's not like sleeping in the dirt will help at all, now is it?
Oh right, this was a zero! The spider that bit Taric comes over and bites Bjorn, waking him up. Apparently, the spider is now a dolphin.
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-Status:
Really Broken Right Foot
Bruised Pancreas
Hallucinating

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-No action.. you're already out of the ground.
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Nose
Impaled in Back
Fractured Skull
Pale

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-You see the fish (5) brandish its feathers in an inconspicuous fashion! Expecting the attack, you (4) dodge out of the way and (1) swing at it, but the attack passes right through!
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Right Leg
Asleep

Tarran Terra-Tarran drops his own doll, then picks his own up again, thinking it was Cogs', AGAIN. I'm sure you know what happens next. (1-1=0)
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Broken Leg
Left Eye

'Zrk'-'Zrk' rushes to help Ivan, and drags him into the building Tarran walked into, setting Ivan down on the couch as Ivan flails his arms trying to do something.
'Zrk': How on Earth are you supposed to treat a broken skull?
Cogs then walks in.
Cogs: I know just the thing!
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Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs grabs various wooden planks, (6) chops them into pieces with his hands, and (6) fashions a high quality head mold to protect Ivan's head from deforming as it heals. Now just to apply it...

(It's applied, in case you didn't see Ivan's status.)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #327 on: May 17, 2011, 09:24:35 pm »
Wake up, throw the Dolphin at Ivan, than loot the butcher.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #328 on: May 17, 2011, 09:30:11 pm »
Quote from: HighEndNoob on May 17, 2011, 09:24:35 pm
Wake up, throw the Dolphin at Ivan, than loot the butcher.

NO DON'T

try to dodge the "dolphin"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #329 on: May 17, 2011, 09:45:42 pm »
Oh come on RNG, give me something that's not a 1.

Repeat last action one more time.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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