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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55171 times)

_DivideByZero_

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #300 on: May 11, 2011, 12:49:20 am »
Roll 19

Objective(s):
Police Duty

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Nathaniel 'Hawk' Hawkins-Hawk (2) rushes over to the Butcher, sword drawn.
The Wanderer misses the Butcher!
The Butcher counterstrikes!
The Butcher bashes the Wanderer in the head with his ☼gold maul☼, bruising the skull!
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On Fire!

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin counter-strikes, but only manages to (3) graze the Butcher's arm. Considering the steel chainmail still remains, no damage is done.
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Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn (4) sets fire to (5-1=4) Hawk, waking him up!
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Broken Foot
Bruised Pancreas
Pain

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan (5-2=3) does nothing. The bleeding has slowed but not stopped, but the pain has fallen to manageable levels.
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Nose
Impaled in Back
Fractured Skull
Pain
Dizzy
Pale
Wet
In Ground

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric (1) blatantly ignores the subliminal hints given to him earlier by a mysterious force and instead looks at a nearby bird. Wait, that's not a bird, that's a large winged spider! It jumps at you!
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Right Leg

Tarran Terra-Tarran (6) looks around and finds some materials, and then makes an entire league of dolls, each representing one his teammates! He even makes a Butcher doll, and twists its ankle!
The severed limb sails off in an arc!
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Broken Leg
Trouble Breathing

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs makes a run for it (2) but trips, and the Butcher tries to follow. All of a sudden though, the Butcher's right foot falls off, causing the Butcher to trip!
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On Ground

'Zrk'-'Zrk' begins to take off toward a building, (2-1=1) but the Butcher suddenly falls to the ground, and ends his pursuit.
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Trouble Breathing

Butch 'Butcher' Artiboucheff-The Butcher, realizing his defeat, lays bleeding on the ground. Knowing that nothing can save him now (maybe) he gives up and calls out.
"You win! Good-bye, stupid wizard-lovers!"
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Neck
Right Foot
Bullet Wounds
Martial Trance!
Extremely Pale

----MEANWHILE----

Vladimir Vladimirovich knew what time it was. It was time to act. Quickly, he drew his pistol, aimed it at his right-hand man--who opened his eyes with deep regret--and fired. Holstering his pistol as he grabbed his coat, Vlad bustled out the back door and into the forest.
One day, thought Vlad to himself, reminiscing of a lost family member
One day, I will avenge you.

----BACK TO THE TEAM----

Hawk, dousing himself thoroughly with a bucket of water, dusted himself off, and presented himself to the group.
Hawk: Guys, I wish you all good luck in whatever you're doing, but I have other work to do.
Following that statement, he dramatically exited the scene as the rest of the group stood indifferent.
Bjorn: Who was that guy, again?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #301 on: May 11, 2011, 12:53:26 am »
Interrogate him,trying to keep him alive long enough to get information out of him, than loot his stuff from his corpse.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #302 on: May 11, 2011, 12:58:46 am »
Porin went over to Taricus, looking around for a pair of boards and some cloth as he went. If he could find some he'd attempt to set the dwarf's leg for him.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #303 on: May 11, 2011, 12:59:36 am »
...I can't believe that worked.

...Jab Cog's doll in the chest, hard.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #304 on: May 11, 2011, 05:12:12 am »
Wait.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #305 on: May 11, 2011, 09:53:16 am »
Quote from: Tarran on May 11, 2011, 12:59:36 am
...I can't believe that worked.

...Jab Cog's doll in the chest, hard.
Why Cog? Sorry, was thinking of Ivan.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #306 on: May 11, 2011, 11:27:52 am »
"Apologies for any friendly fire then. To be fair though, I did warn you that last time, and I'll happily help anyone still wounded."
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #307 on: May 11, 2011, 05:47:51 pm »
Whisper "Help me please..."
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #308 on: May 11, 2011, 07:57:37 pm »
Stop the bleeding from Ivans' head.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #309 on: May 13, 2011, 12:01:09 am »
Quote from: Zrk2 on May 11, 2011, 07:57:37 pm
Stop the bleeding from Ivans' head.

(= ....i wonder what'll happen if you get a one...
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #310 on: May 14, 2011, 10:58:29 pm »
Quote from: jakeread1 on May 13, 2011, 12:01:09 am
Quote from: Zrk2 on May 11, 2011, 07:57:37 pm
Stop the bleeding from Ivans' head.

(= ....i wonder what'll happen if you get a one...

I can't screw him up any worse then it already is.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #311 on: May 15, 2011, 08:04:53 am »
You heal the human in the head. The severed part flies off in an arc.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #312 on: May 15, 2011, 02:21:55 pm »
Roll 20

Objective(s):
Police Duty

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin looks around and finds (6) some wood, a metal greave and some cloth! Believing he can set Taric's leg for him, Porin (5) applied the greave as if it was a cast along with the wood as a splint just to be safe.
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Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn (1-2=-1) shoots the Butcher in the head with a flaming ice bolt, sending it right though his brain and tearing it! Afterwards, Bjorn (3-1=2) drops the Butcher's maul on his own foot.
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Really Broken Right Foot
Bruised Pancreas
Extreme Pain

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-(1-3=-2) Ivan tries to whisper but realizes that he can't breath easily while stuck in the ground!
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Nose
Impaled in Back
Fractured Skull
Pale

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric waits, but (6) falls asleep in doing so. Meanwhile, the spider bites him in the neck, injecting a hallucinogen into his body!
You see a large fish in the distance! It trails rainbows as it flies towards you!
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Right Leg
Asleep

Tarran Terra-Tarran takes a knife and jabs it into into Cogs' doll. Hard. Then hits the ground screaming.
Turns out, he somehow mistook his own doll for Cogs'. How in the world...
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Broken Leg
Trouble Breathing
Pain

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-
Cogs: Apologies for any friendly fire then. To be fair though, I did warn you that last time, and I'll happily help anyone still wounded.
Cogs then walks over to Ivan, and (3) rips him out of the ground.
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'Zrk'-'Zrk' rushes over to Ivan and tries to stop the bleeding from Ivan's head. (4) he succeeds, mainly because Ivan's head wasn't bleeding to begin with. Just fractured. Meanwhile, Ivan's back wound lessens.
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« Last Edit: May 16, 2011, 06:29:06 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #313 on: May 15, 2011, 02:21:58 pm »
At least he won't be sore anymore.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #314 on: May 15, 2011, 02:24:20 pm »
Drop my own doll, poke Cogs' doll in the eye.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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