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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55157 times)

_DivideByZero_

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #270 on: May 02, 2011, 08:44:54 pm »
Roll 17

Objective(s):
Police Duty

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Nathaniel 'Hawk' Hawkins-(1) Hawk dozes off.
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Unconscious

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin draws his short sword and slashes at the Butcher repeatedly, (5) cutting his way through the armor and completely removing the outer three layers of iron!
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Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn (6-2-1=3) Fires a healing beam at the Butcher, fixing up his shoulder and stopping the bleeding!
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Broken Foot
Bruised Pancreas
Advanced Extreme Pain
On Ground

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan (1-2=-1=...) punches himself in the face, breaking his own nose and passing out from the pain.
To add insult to injury, he lands on a barrel of salt, spilling it onto his back and causing pain!
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Nose
Impaled in Back
Super-Extreme Pain
Wet

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric thinks fast, and (6) bites on a chicken leg while (2) messing around with his leg. He manages to wrap his clothes around the wound to to the bleeding. Looks like you'll need surgery.
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Right Leg

Tarran Terra-Tarran (4) manages to restrain himself from ripping Cogs apart piece by piece and instead picks up a doll that looks strikingly similar to Cogs. He bites its head off.
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Broken Leg
Trouble Breathing

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs (4) slings the cannon, and rushes over with his knife drawn, stabbing the Butcher in the (3) left, (1) bruising the skin!
All of a sudden, your neck starts hurting and you feel a cool breeze go past. Almost as if you were being beheaded. But you're not... It still hurts, a lot, anyway.
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Pain

'Zrk'-Noticing Cogs trying his best to finish the Butcher, Zrk walks over and grabs Cogs' knife, and (5) sticks it into the Butcher's neck.
'Zrk': Now that's how it's done, Cogs.
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Trouble Breathing
Extreme Pain

Butch 'Butcher' Artiboucheff-(5) The butcher lets out a great roar, as he gets up and enters a martial trance! Watch out!
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Neck
Bullet Wounds
Martial Trance!
« Last Edit: May 02, 2011, 09:24:04 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #271 on: May 02, 2011, 08:47:09 pm »
Crawl into a building, and try to use a teleportation spell on the Butcher.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #272 on: May 02, 2011, 08:47:52 pm »
Grumble various curses at the human race.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #273 on: May 02, 2011, 08:50:23 pm »
Bjorn, just stop, ok? 'Shee-it. Come get me you great sack of lard! Your mother was a cow and your father is, well, we don't actually know now, do we, she got around...' Run like hell.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #274 on: May 02, 2011, 09:02:24 pm »
Porin sneaked away.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #275 on: May 02, 2011, 09:18:24 pm »
You know, I think friendly fire has been a bigger cause of injury than all of the enemies we've faced combined...
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #276 on: May 02, 2011, 09:20:35 pm »
Hence why I just gave up on that battle. I'm not helping anyone else out until everyone gets rid of their damned ranged weapons/attacks.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #277 on: May 02, 2011, 09:43:13 pm »
More or less, yeah.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #278 on: May 02, 2011, 10:58:33 pm »
Wait for a medic...
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #279 on: May 03, 2011, 01:51:19 am »
"Why!" *Stab* "Won't!" *Stab* "You!" *Stab* "Die!?"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #280 on: May 03, 2011, 05:02:11 pm »
Ya know Divide i almost think you like hurting me.... Whilst unconsious think about aunt dots delicious pie....mmmmmmmmmm
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #281 on: May 03, 2011, 05:03:19 pm »
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on May 02, 2011, 09:02:24 pm
Porin sneaked away, pausing only to hamstring Zrk2 in response for backhanding him earlier when he had tried to kill the butcher the first time he had passed out. Stupid human. If human let Porin slit dwarf's throat, friends wouldn't be hurt.

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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #282 on: May 03, 2011, 05:49:52 pm »
I think the same, jake. I think it's the die he uses.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #283 on: May 03, 2011, 06:35:40 pm »
Quote from: HighEndNoob on May 03, 2011, 05:49:52 pm
I think the same, jake. I think it's the die he uses.


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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #284 on: May 03, 2011, 08:57:54 pm »
What, you can slap me around but I can't do anything back?
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