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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55139 times)

Zrk2

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #195 on: April 11, 2011, 05:55:28 pm »
'I'm travelling with some dunces, tat was probably them, so I better go bail them out. May I stop by later? I have a feeling they may end up being committed.' Walk towards the collapsed building and inconspicuously draw my pistol.
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jakeread1

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #196 on: April 11, 2011, 08:51:10 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on April 11, 2011, 05:55:28 pm
'I'm travelling with some dunces, tat was probably them, so I better go bail them out. May I stop by later? I have a feeling they may end up being committed.' Walk towards the collapsed building and inconspicuously draw my pistol.

DONT YOU CALL ME A DUNCE....I'd like to be known as a manly drunk dwarven fist fighter of slaying MAGICIANS +3
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #197 on: April 11, 2011, 08:55:12 pm »
I'd like to be known as the Wizard who can't heal team-mates to save theirhis life. Jake, Blame the dice, not me. At least I tried to help. After this roll, if it fails i'll just stop healing anyone. If you hate wizards, why don't you join The group we're fighting? You'd fit in well.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #198 on: April 11, 2011, 11:03:02 pm »
But all of you except Taric and Porin are human...
Although I guess wizards are in a bit of a league of their own. You just need a nice Gandalf beard.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #199 on: April 12, 2011, 12:02:59 am »
Quote from: HighEndNoob on April 11, 2011, 08:55:12 pm
I'd like to be known as the Wizard who can't heal team-mates to save theirhis life. Jake, Blame the dice, not me. At least I tried to help. After this roll, if it fails i'll just stop healing anyone. If you hate wizards, why don't you join The group we're fighting? You'd fit in well.

I cant really help because if you didnt notice i landed in a heaven made completely out of watermelon.......THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH THE GOD FRUIT ALMIGHTY WIZARD
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #200 on: April 12, 2011, 05:19:37 pm »
Thank-you. I will no-longer teleport you here.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #201 on: April 12, 2011, 05:59:04 pm »
Quote from: jakeread1 on April 11, 2011, 08:51:10 pm
Quote from: Zrk2 on April 11, 2011, 05:55:28 pm
'I'm travelling with some dunces, tat was probably them, so I better go bail them out. May I stop by later? I have a feeling they may end up being committed.' Walk towards the collapsed building and inconspicuously draw my pistol.

DONT YOU CALL ME A DUNCE....I'd like to be known as a manly drunk dwarven fist fighter of slaying MAGICIANS +3

While you blunder around getting into various nonsense?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #202 on: April 12, 2011, 07:12:05 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on April 12, 2011, 05:59:04 pm
Quote from: jakeread1 on April 11, 2011, 08:51:10 pm
Quote from: Zrk2 on April 11, 2011, 05:55:28 pm
'I'm travelling with some dunces, tat was probably them, so I better go bail them out. May I stop by later? I have a feeling they may end up being committed.' Walk towards the collapsed building and inconspicuously draw my pistol.

DONT YOU CALL ME A DUNCE....I'd like to be known as a manly drunk dwarven fist fighter of slaying MAGICIANS +3

While you blunder around getting into various nonsense?

My favorite thing is nonsense!!! oh and watermelon....and fist fights.....
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #203 on: April 13, 2011, 12:27:45 am »
Roll 12

Objective(s):
Police Duty

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Nathaniel 'Hawk' Hawkins-4-Hawk takes notice of the enemy and scrambles into the next building to prepare for a surprise attack.
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Porin Keeperechoes-3-Through the shadows in the streets, Porin sneaks over behind Butch, just in time to notice the sun setting. Soon night will fall, giving everyone a +1 to stealth.
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Bjorn Inmus-2-You spray Tarran with steam. Maybe you should stop trying. Looks like you've also gained a new ability!
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Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-6-1-"Sorry sir I was attacked by a crazy warlock who blew me into the sky and I landed here... May I please know where here is?"
The man just looks at you. You climb out of the watermelon stand, hiding a watermelon in your bag just in case you need a snack later. You hear a large thump down Anvil street.
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Impaled in Back | Synged[/color] | Wet

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-6-Looks like there's no cover anywhere! Luckily, Taric uses his constructive abilities to [4] dismantle a nearby wagon and turn it into a +linden fortification+! Meanwhile, Tarran gets mauled.
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Butch 'Butcher' Artiboucheff-Butch raises his [5] battle axe and rushes at [6] Tarran!
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Tarran Terra-4-Despite the minor setback (being practically cooked inside his own armor), Tarran rushes over to a deserted shop and picks up a bucket of warm water. After pouring it over himself, he is immediately charged by an angry looking dwarf with an axe! The Butcher hacks tarran in the head, (3) but the attack simply glances off of his helmet. Close call!
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Wet

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-2-"Nice job there, Porin!"
Cogs fires a cannon-ball at The Butcher, [6] soaring about twelve feet over The Butcher's head and hitting [3] the wheel of an incoming carriage. The guards rush over to assist, but are stopped in their tracks by a swordsman and a mauler!
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'Zrk'-4-"I'm travelling with some dunces, that was probably them, so I better go bail them out. May I stop by later? I have a feeling they may end up being committed."
Silently drawing his pistol, Zrk strolls out the door and steps out from behind the corner. With his gun raised, he approaches the building, noticing Tarran being attacked and the two enemy soldiers halting the caravan guards.
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« Last Edit: April 13, 2011, 02:12:56 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Tarran

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #204 on: April 13, 2011, 12:31:12 am »
Jump out of Butch's status and cut at his legs.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #205 on: April 13, 2011, 12:44:25 am »
Porin continued following the Butcher in an attempt to cut his legs out from under him.
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jakeread1

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #206 on: April 13, 2011, 01:02:03 am »
HighEndNoob no offence but i think you should try to hurt when you mean to heal...i think it could workout :D

Look at Anvil Street then look back at water melon man and ask him "Is this damned thing still in my back?"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #207 on: April 13, 2011, 01:19:21 am »
Start shooting at the butcher. Unless he's a civ member of mine.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #208 on: April 13, 2011, 04:06:42 am »
Keep firing.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #209 on: April 13, 2011, 02:14:11 pm »
Opps, Tarran. Sorry about that. Fixed. :)
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