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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55114 times)

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #135 on: March 27, 2011, 07:23:14 pm »
"I found a teleportation spell before, but it's unstable. I'll try it anyway." Teleport me and Nathaniel to the Black-smith.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #136 on: March 27, 2011, 09:26:50 pm »
"No! Not THIS again! Whatever you do, don't cast that spell!"
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« Reply #137 on: March 27, 2011, 09:47:03 pm »
Roll 7

Objective(s):
Police Duty

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Nathaniel 'Hawk' Hawkins-1-"Not thi--"
Before he can say anything, Bjorn casts the spell. Bad Things™ happen.
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Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 27, 2011, 02:21:55 pm
It's cool, nobody can be on all the time. ^^

"Sound good," Porin said from behind Taric. He scratched at his chin, looking up at the odd piece of paper Tarran had stuck on Taric and wondering why he had. It must be some human friendship thing, he decided eventually. He wished he could see what it said. "Go now, beat bandits?" he suggested. Take their stuff, too. He smiled as well as it's possible to with a kobold's canine jawline and followed his human allies, wondering what kind of stuff the bandits had stolen. Maybe they had many, many coins, shining and glittering... his eyes misted over just thinking about it.

Not really taking an action, just following the party.
Porin Keeperechoes-6-"Sound good,"
Porin can't help but notice the strange piece of paper on Taric's back, unaware of how to read [LANGUAGE]. (English?)
"Go now, beat bandits?" he suggests with a smile on his face.
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Quote from: jakeread1 on March 27, 2011, 03:17:31 pm
Go around looking for enimies to pulverize!!
Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-1-Nope. Nothing.
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Quote from: HighEndNoob on March 27, 2011, 07:23:14 pm
"I found a teleportation spell before, but it's unstable. I'll try it anyway." Teleport me and Nathaniel to the Black-smith.
Bjorn Inmus-6-Bjorn the spell in complete disregard to anyone's safety.
Subsequently, Bjorn is [2] teleported two feet off the ground and faceplants onto the ground. Meanwhile, Hawk tries to jump out of the spell's range and hits some random bystander.
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Quote from: Taricus on March 27, 2011, 02:15:17 pm
Move out!
Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-3-You move out. You are now in the village. Yup.
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Quote from: Tarran on March 27, 2011, 02:28:45 pm
Quote from: Taricus on March 27, 2011, 02:15:17 pm
Check my back for anything then move out!
Hey! Metagaming! >:(

Get a move on.
Tarran Terra-4-Tarran runs ahead of everyone on the way, and manages to gwet to the gate first. Likewise, he is the first target, also owing to his magical looking equipment. The arrow [3] misses and hits the ground, but Tarran barely notices it before jumping behind cover to avoid the second one.
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Quote from: Mekboy on March 27, 2011, 04:34:09 pm
'Excellent. Glad we could be of assistance, your grace.' Restraining a smirk at the sight of Taric's new decoration, Cogs leaves with the rest of the group.
Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-5-With a smirk on his face, Cogs follows the others and arrives just in time to see Tarran diving for his life. Drawing his hand cannon just in case, Cogs waits for the others to realize what's going on.
New Group Objectives!
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Quote from: Zrk2 on March 27, 2011, 03:55:00 pm
'Let's go find somewhere to hide out and find information.' Head down the alley into the slums.
'Zrk'-4-Zrk heads down an alley into some slums. He manages to find a mysterious wooden door. It's locked though.
You feel as if being watched.
You get everyone together, and get ready to leave the town. Something inside of you tells you that that would be completely pointless, though.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #138 on: March 27, 2011, 10:31:24 pm »
"Hey, guys, I'll distract him, I suggest you attack while he's distracted."

Dive out of cover and try to intimidate the archer. Charge him, too.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #139 on: March 27, 2011, 10:32:17 pm »
Take cover and return fire.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #140 on: March 27, 2011, 11:02:19 pm »
Huh. I just realized that Porin is the only one with a shield.

We're probably screwed in the future.
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« Reply #141 on: March 27, 2011, 11:06:27 pm »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on March 27, 2011, 11:02:19 pm
Huh. I just realized that Porin is the only one with a shield.

We're probably screwed in the future.
I am the earth. I need no shield.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #142 on: March 28, 2011, 02:30:59 am »
^^ When you're a kobold a shield is a VERY good idea. It can keep much larger enemies from killing you even if they manage to break both of your legs.

Porin noticed Tarran hiding and Cogs drawing his gun. Danger? Bandits very bold indeed, he thought, drawing his sword and shield and moving into the nearby shadows of a building to hide until he could spot where the arrow sticking out of the dirt came from. Then he would try to sneak up on the archer.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #143 on: March 28, 2011, 11:12:13 am »
"Why do these ventures always end up with me getting shot at?" Cogs grumbles as he runs for cover. Once he makes sure he is as safe as easilly possible, he opens fire on his assailant.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2011, 01:54:13 pm by Mekboy »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #144 on: March 28, 2011, 12:36:45 pm »
FIND ENEMIES!!!!
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« Reply #145 on: March 28, 2011, 06:18:07 pm »
Cast Ice and shoot ice needles at the archer if he fires another arrow
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #146 on: March 29, 2011, 10:34:03 pm »
Waiting on Mekboy. I'm about to lose inspiration... and play SOTS...
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #147 on: March 29, 2011, 10:35:25 pm »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on March 29, 2011, 10:34:03 pm
Waiting on Mekboy. I'm about to lose inspiration... and play SOTS...
Quote from: Mekboy on March 28, 2011, 11:12:13 am
"Why do these ventures always end up with me getting shot at?" Cogs grumbles as he runs for cover. Once he makes sure he is as safe as easilly possible, he opens fire on his assailant.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #148 on: March 29, 2011, 10:53:37 pm »
Opps. Sorry Mekboy :)

It's Zrk we're waiting for.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 6
« Reply #149 on: March 30, 2011, 03:02:44 pm »
I could have sworn I posted, my bad. Knock on the door. 'Everyone, keep an eye out, I don't like this.'

As well, I think I have a shield...
« Last Edit: March 31, 2011, 01:16:00 pm by Zrk2 »
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