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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55031 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #810 on: August 02, 2011, 12:04:06 am »

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Porin waited on the ramp, ready to attack whatever beast was under the floor when it popped out and also act as rearguard for the fleeing humans.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #811 on: August 02, 2011, 12:04:15 am »

Laugh at Ivan.create a rock platform leading to the staircase in front of Tarran and Taric.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #812 on: August 02, 2011, 12:49:41 am »

I don't mind either way, DBZ. Oh hey, your name abbreviated also stands for Dragon Ball Z. Interesting.

Yes, it was actually completely unintentional. :P
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #813 on: August 02, 2011, 01:34:56 am »

I don't mind either way, DBZ. Oh hey, your name abbreviated also stands for Dragon Ball Z. Interesting.



Tartan, jake?

You drunk?

Just using my Ipod.
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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #814 on: August 02, 2011, 07:23:50 pm »

Be a hero and save evreryone.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #815 on: August 02, 2011, 07:50:02 pm »

Taricus?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #816 on: August 02, 2011, 07:51:40 pm »

RUN!
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« Reply #817 on: August 02, 2011, 08:20:41 pm »

Roll 61

Current Soundtrack

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
>Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: Installation (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Indoors, Warm
Darkness (-1 to all actions)

Rolls:

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-[5] Ivan takes off, running toward Porin's sword as fast as he can. He succeeds in doing so. Meanwhile...

Bjorn Inmus-[5] Bjorn creates a staircase out of spare rubble in front of Taric and Tarran. As the rocks lock into place, Taric and Tarran casually step up onto the stairwell and climb it before it disentigrates.

Ivan yells out, "Wait, hold on a moment! I'm here running for my life, and you make a freaking staircase for them?"
"Not my fault you started running,"
replies Bjorn with a grin.

Tarran Terra-"Oh how bloody typical for mortals, trapping random crap..." stated Tarran as he calmly walked up the conveniently trans-located stairs in front of him.

'Jacen'-[2] "It's okay guys, I got this!" shouts Jacen as he takes aim for the crumbling floor. As Bjorn's rock staircase crumbles, it penetrates the floor below, revealing a massive empty chamber. As the last of the floor peels away, the catwalk is the only thing between the others and certain death. Except for Porin and Ivan, of course.

Suddenly, a giant spider climbs onto the catwalk between the the four and the other two!

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric rushed up the staircase and now meets a spider at the group's rear! You're surrounded!

Porin Keeperechoes-[6] Porin sneaks away into the shadows, knowing that his small size will be his only advantage in this fight. Meanwhile, three spiders climb out of the pit and make a dash towards Ivan!

Map

Miniboss Fight:

Nightmare Crawlers x10

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jacen (click to show/hide)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #818 on: August 02, 2011, 08:27:45 pm »

Shoot the one closest to me.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #819 on: August 02, 2011, 08:43:33 pm »

Burn the closest Nightmare GS
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #820 on: August 02, 2011, 09:28:49 pm »

"Uh huh. Great... Spiders... I have no ranged weapons and I'm not stupid enough to charge into one, so I'll just wait here."

Hold 'yer ground Tarran.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #821 on: August 02, 2011, 10:47:03 pm »

Staying in the shadows, Porin looped around to the west to get a better line on the northern-most spider attacking Ivan. Once he had a clear line to it, he launched the Ice Shards spell at it, then immediately retreated east again to stay in the darkest part of the area.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #822 on: August 03, 2011, 10:07:04 am »

Shout "Yeehaw" shoot the spiders and extremely awesoem way.
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So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #823 on: August 03, 2011, 05:24:04 pm »

Jakeread?

I'd skip him but he's in kind of a dangerous situation at the moment. :P
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #824 on: August 04, 2011, 01:09:42 pm »

Jaaake. You posted in my other RTD so why not this one? :P
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