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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55338 times)

jakeread1

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #795 on: August 01, 2011, 02:06:21 am »
In my characters defense do you consider an idiotic, watermelon loving, magizard hating, song humming, human who thinks he is a dwarf normal?

Grab the spider gently and make sure it can only bite my gauntlets. Shoot Tarran and entangle him then pull him up... Of course i could just shoot down a rope but we all know Ivan does the stupid thing. Oh and sing to the spider about pooping to hurry the process.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #796 on: August 01, 2011, 03:20:59 am »
Flaming sword held high to help him see - and to help Tarran see him, Porin jogged across the ramps. He wondered what the human had gotten himself into. Hopefully it was valuable; maybe he had landed on a pile of gold coins! It was doubtful but the kobold was eternally hopeful.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #797 on: August 01, 2011, 09:08:51 am »
Slap myself out of this mindless wandering, and punch Taric. Somewhere in the nose.

I'm back!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #798 on: August 01, 2011, 09:42:40 am »
Follow Porin
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #799 on: August 01, 2011, 01:27:02 pm »
Push Ivan off using air, water, or my fist before he can touch my spider.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #800 on: August 01, 2011, 02:54:07 pm »
Quote from: HighEndNoob on August 01, 2011, 01:27:02 pm
Push Ivan off using air, water, or my fist before he can touch my spider.
You know this will probably kill me?
Oh well

TAKE HIM WITH ME!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #801 on: August 01, 2011, 06:55:13 pm »
How will it kill you? Its a push, not a burnination.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #802 on: August 01, 2011, 06:59:16 pm »
And remember I survived the fall myself with no injuries.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #803 on: August 01, 2011, 07:01:36 pm »
You got a six though.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #804 on: August 01, 2011, 07:04:25 pm »
Yes, but that was on a different action. The 6 wasn't for me falling, it was for me going further down the hall.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #805 on: August 01, 2011, 07:05:58 pm »
If you got a one, I'd say you'd still be falling. Though I'm just assuming that you're on a platform :-\
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #806 on: August 01, 2011, 07:10:53 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on August 01, 2011, 07:05:58 pm
If you got a one, I'd say you'd still be falling.
Okay... And? I don't see this countering my argument.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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« Reply #807 on: August 01, 2011, 11:41:36 pm »
You know, what if I do combat using a 2d6 (1 through 12) instead of the current 1d6? That way, people like Tarran and Jake can keep their bonuses to combat without making them absolutely overpowered.

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Current Soundtrack

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
>Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: Installation (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Indoors, Warm
Darkness (-1 to all actions)

Rolls:

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-[1] Ivan gently charges toward the spider on Bjorn's head, making an attempt to grab it by the legs, while spouting ridiculous folk music about certain body functions. Luckily...

Bjorn Inmus-[4] Bjorn bashes Ivan in the head with his staff, knocking him over the edge. Ivan lands two feet away from Tarran, who is currently getting up and dusting himself off. The floor begins to make loud crumbling noises.

Tarran Terra-[2] Tarran hurriedly tries to make out what the pillars read, but his Dwarvic is very rusty.

"Dwarf... eat shoe... under cheese house... I believe that I cannot read this. Taric, can you help me out?"

'Jacen'-"I'mma back!"

Jacen snaps out of his trance, and begins this with a fist to Taric's nose. Taric stumbles and falls off the catwalk, right next to Tarran.

"Hey Taric, can you read these engravings? They seem to be glowing."
"It looks like it reads... uhh... He who disturbs the one will pay. Consider this a warning.""

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric looks puzzled, and decides that because the floor is really starting to feel unstable, he should really get out of here. He takes off in Porin's direction as the floor starts shaking below him. Large cracks appear in the floor below.

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin sees the three, now that the pillars seem to be glowing brighter than before. It appears that the floor is starting to crack beneath them, but not below Porin's own feet. He stands there, considering whether running to help would help at all.

"Run!" he shouts as he begins to hear pounding below his feet. It seems that there's something under the floor.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Sword Spider (Urist Rakolabar) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jacen (click to show/hide)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #808 on: August 01, 2011, 11:52:34 pm »
Run, fast! Oh and if tartan dosnt make it do my best to save him!
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New Character awaits a epic black vs hood black vs straight up black fight!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #809 on: August 01, 2011, 11:57:06 pm »
I don't mind either way, DBZ. Oh hey, your name abbreviated also stands for Dragon Ball Z. Interesting.



Tartan, jake?

You drunk?



"Oh how bloody typical for mortals, trapping random crap..." Calmly run away. CALMLY. Not like the people in movies do with their flailing and tripping.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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