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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55104 times)

Taricus

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #645 on: July 02, 2011, 11:00:26 am »
Pull out arrows then heal myself.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #646 on: July 02, 2011, 09:45:34 pm »
Quote from: HighEndNoob on July 02, 2011, 10:23:15 am
Quote from: jakeread1 on July 02, 2011, 01:38:44 am

Position the destroyer in front of me then knock him unconscious and land on his body, unhurt

They did that in Crysis 2. Although, he did also activate Armor Mode and was in a reinforced Nano-suit.

I don't need armor  8)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #647 on: July 02, 2011, 09:49:09 pm »
Is mekboy here?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #648 on: July 03, 2011, 04:28:44 am »
Cogs continues to try and stab the Destroyer to death.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #649 on: July 03, 2011, 01:06:47 pm »
Put the stabs in the Dark Elf Destroyer 1.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #650 on: July 03, 2011, 03:03:16 pm »
That's unfortunately not going to work. You need a cast or a splint, and there's nothing but bushes around here.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #651 on: July 03, 2011, 03:42:55 pm »
It was worth a shot.

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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #652 on: July 03, 2011, 11:40:21 pm »
Did I ascend to the next plain of existence through sheer force of will? In some universes that makes me a god... So when I'm around can I screw with them via asshole moves on behalf of whatever else happens to be around them?
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #653 on: July 03, 2011, 11:48:33 pm »
Nope, you're just in the aftergame and can eat popcorn while watching everyone die.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #654 on: July 04, 2011, 01:58:51 am »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on July 03, 2011, 11:48:33 pm
Nope, you're just in the aftergame and can eat popcorn while watching everyone die.

The Theater Dimension...I hope they have skittles. 
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #655 on: July 04, 2011, 12:32:25 pm »
I already hoarded them, when you guys show up you'll have to pay through the nose to get anything from me.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #656 on: July 04, 2011, 12:33:44 pm »
Or we could do the time-honoured tradition of just taking them off you.
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Roll 45
« Reply #657 on: July 05, 2011, 06:44:28 pm »
Alright, lets get back to rolling!

Roll 45: Back on Track

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Evening, Cold
Cloudy

Rolls:

Bjorn Inmus-Struggling to walk, Bjorn drags himself over to a bush where he proceeds to grab both arrows by the shafts and yank then out, carefully making sure they don't do more damage. Afterwards, he invokes his magical powers in an attempt to cauterize the wounds. His eyes glow as a plume of flame engulfs one of his legs vaporizing it instantly!/abbr]

Porin Keeperechoes-Before Bjorn's accident, Porin had helped him out with wrapping up the arrow wounds, taking the magician's robes as a bandage. Suddenly, Bjorn blows his own leg off!

Tarran Terra-Tarran, stepping on the bleeding chest of the dying Destroyer, draws his sword, and with a single hand, slaps the Destroyer in the side of the head.

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan grabs the destroyer, throwing him forward and watching as he falls into the distance and hits the ground with the sound of cracking bone. Afterwards, Ivan realizes that the Destroyer hit the ground a bit to early, and thus he hits the Destroyer, smashing his own ribcage!

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric pulls the arrows, but fails to move them. Turns out, they're pretty deep inside of him.

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs continues to stab at the Destroyer repeatedly, failing to penetrate the armor but keeping the Destroyer busy parrying.

'Jacen'-Jacen, walking down from atop the hillside, continues to fire around ten more shots into Elf 2, giving numerous bullet wounds and heavily wounding the elf.

The battle is now over. Now to introduce the new guy.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Zrk' (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jacen (click to show/hide)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #658 on: July 05, 2011, 06:46:47 pm »
PULL THEM OUT!, then patch myself up with the medikit.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #659 on: July 05, 2011, 06:51:31 pm »
Tarran turns to teh new newb. "Who are you?"

Do nothing for this turn?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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