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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55110 times)

HighEndNoob

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #630 on: June 30, 2011, 10:25:43 pm »
Repeat Previous action. Set the force field to turn off at the end of the summer.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #631 on: June 30, 2011, 10:53:42 pm »
Pah, mere bone wounds will do nothing to me!

Repeat the attack using my left arm only!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #632 on: June 30, 2011, 11:21:05 pm »
Continue suiciding.

It's too bad, I rather liked this character.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #633 on: July 01, 2011, 12:54:33 am »
Bye zrk have funzies

Dodge shit like a ninja and disarm destroyer 3
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #634 on: July 01, 2011, 12:57:31 am »
I'll try, I can drive the boat, I can go for my G2 any time now... I can sleep in for two entire fucking months, the only thing missing is interwebs access so I can butch at you guys.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #635 on: July 01, 2011, 07:18:17 am »
With the archers gone, Cogs makes his way towards the rocky outcrop.
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You seem to be under the illusion that we give a shit about what happens to dwarves who are too dumb to live.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #636 on: July 01, 2011, 11:16:45 am »
Lay down fire. I guess."Hi!"
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #637 on: July 02, 2011, 12:28:13 am »
Roll 44: Visitor

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Midday, Cold
Cloudy
Grass is still wet

Rolls:

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin jumps over the dying Magician, stepping in his face in the process, before a hail of bullets interrupts him! Destroyer 1 clutches his wound, his golden armor somehow deflecting the bullets.

Tarran Terra-Tarran attacks the same Destroyer once more, this time with his left hand, only!

Tarran stabs Dark Elf Destroyer 1 in the upper body with his ☼Steel Two-Handed Sword☼, tearing the heart!
Many arteries have been torn!

Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn realizes that his only attack powerful enough to reach the enemy, which the others are actually fighting, is his Watermelon Attack, which will kill his friends too.

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan does a weird dance to distract the Destroyer while he grabs the hammer and tosses it off the cliff!Afterwards, Ivan dodges the Destroyer's punches like crazy before falling straight off the side of the cliff, grabbing the destroyer with him! He is now in free-fall!

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric takes aim and fires at the nearest elf, the Magician, and shoots him in the head, finishing him completely!

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs rides onward to the outcropping, dragging Bjorn with him, and sees the Elves. He jumps off his horse and gets out his knife, before charging at the second Destroyer.

Cogs stabs Dark Elf Destroyer 2 in the upper body with his Iron Dagger, tearing the muscle and tearing the lung's lung tissue!!

'Zrk'-Zrk, though trapped inside the force-field, focuses his will power towards killing himself in some other way. Suddenly, he explodes violently. Everything goes dark before everything turns white.

Zrk gets up off of the... floor?

Huh. What is this place? There's nothing... it's all just white. Hmm.

Zrk thinks about his friends right now, and how they're in trouble. He forgets about that. Suddenly, a glowing rectangle pops out of nowhere. It's coated in this hard black stuff... and he can see his friends! (It's a TV) Oh, and there's a table too! And this heated corn in flaky form! This is going to be great!

'Jacen'-Jacen, after a long trek through the forest, comes out into the open sun. His clothes are smeared with elf blood after weeks of navigating and fighting, and he breaths a sigh of relief as he sits down in front of a rock. Suddenly, he hears a clanking sound. Jumping up, he readies his machine-gun and rushes in to assist. He fires about thirty bullets at the elves, generally missing, but they hear you and start to panic. -1 to their next rolls.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Zrk' (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jacen (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 02, 2011, 01:24:13 am by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #638 on: July 02, 2011, 12:32:41 am »
Help?
Pull arrows out of wound, than cauterize wound.
It's using fire, so +2 to it.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #639 on: July 02, 2011, 12:48:40 am »
Porin decided to leave the destroyer to Tarran - he could handle it - and go over to Bjorn. "Hmm, wound bad. Here, Porin try to help." He ripped cloth from the dead magician's robes to use as bandages and helped him pull the arrows out of the wound. Once Bjorn was done cauterizing the wound Porin would go ahead and put the bandages on him, just to make extra sure the bleeding would stop.

Tarran's said he'll be gone until late Sunday, so if he doesn't get back in time to post an action, you can probably just have him finish off the elf he's fighting. I don't think he'd disagree with that.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #640 on: July 02, 2011, 01:38:44 am »
The awesome shit always happens to me :3 First i land in water melons, then get hit with flaming plotermelons then i am now free falling after dancing....Pretty damn dwarf like if you ask me.

Position the destroyer in front of me then knock him unconscious and land on his body, unhurt

PS Will this work or will it auto fail cause this shit is only in Hollywood movies?
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Quote from: Meanmelter on February 14, 2011, 06:39:27 pm
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #641 on: July 02, 2011, 02:08:44 am »
Nope, it'll work just fine. You get a +2 to melee combat so you already have hollywood-level abilities.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #642 on: July 02, 2011, 03:31:31 am »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on July 02, 2011, 02:08:44 am
Nope, it'll work just fine. You get a +2 to melee combat so you already have hollywood-level abilities.

I am pleased with this :3
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Quote from: Meanmelter on February 14, 2011, 06:39:27 pm
New Character awaits a epic black vs hood black vs straight up black fight!
http://www.youtube.com/user/jakeread1 <----- that there is my youtube channel!

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #643 on: July 02, 2011, 10:17:12 am »
Concentrate fire on a single elf.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #644 on: July 02, 2011, 10:23:15 am »
Quote from: jakeread1 on July 02, 2011, 01:38:44 am

Position the destroyer in front of me then knock him unconscious and land on his body, unhurt

They did that in Crysis 2. Although, he did also activate Armor Mode and was in a reinforced Nano-suit.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.
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