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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55128 times)

Tarran

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #615 on: June 30, 2011, 12:13:59 am »
"Yeeaaaaahhahahaha, face my wrath, mort-I mean elves!"

Attack another Dark Elf Destroyer.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #616 on: June 30, 2011, 12:26:09 am »
Find another elf to erupt his weapon into flames and make him my healing slave.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #617 on: June 30, 2011, 05:23:34 am »
Head back to the rest of the party.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #618 on: June 30, 2011, 08:30:35 am »
Porin elected to finish off the elf magician while he was down. No reason to let him get a spell in that could hurt his allies!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #619 on: June 30, 2011, 01:44:54 pm »
Go commit suicide.

I'm going away for most of the summer tomorrow... Maybe it'll work better then the last time I tried to kill myself in a RTD. (I ended up getting raped instead.)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #620 on: June 30, 2011, 01:54:54 pm »
Yeah, that was a little weird. >.> I assume you're going on vacation, and if so, have fun. ^^
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #621 on: June 30, 2011, 02:13:53 pm »
Wait, what?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #622 on: June 30, 2011, 02:26:27 pm »
Zrk is going to try (and possibly fail for the lulz) to kill himself.

1: You charge into the forest, screaming loudly while emptying your magazine. The elves flee from you in fear, taking all of their sharp implements with them, leaving you lost in a forest.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #623 on: June 30, 2011, 02:30:13 pm »
@Taricus: I had absolutely nothing to do with that one, let me reassure you. ^^; Other than an aside by the GM of him commenting on it my character wasn't involved in any way.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #624 on: June 30, 2011, 02:33:29 pm »
Mind providing a link to the turn in question?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #625 on: June 30, 2011, 02:43:52 pm »
It's in You All Wake Up in a Cryochamber. It's the last turn, so it shouldn't take too much searching.

(Playing Baldur's Gate and checking the forum every so often, so I don't feel like providing a link. :P)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #626 on: June 30, 2011, 08:03:06 pm »
Just a note: I won't be around tomorrow and afterwards for 2 more days. So I'll need to be auto'd.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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« Reply #627 on: June 30, 2011, 09:44:07 pm »
Whoops... sorry guys, but I'm afraid we have lost all record of roll 42. I accidentally modified the post instead of quoting it. Dur.

Roll 43: Heroic BSOD

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Midday, Cold
Cloudy
Grass is still wet

Rolls:

Porin Keeperechoes-Now that the magician is disabled, Porin finishes the magician with a quick slash to the neck, with almost no sound made. Not even one Destroyer has noticed Porin yet.

Porin slashes the Dark Elf Magician in the neck with his Iron Short-Sword, tearing the muscle!
A major artery has been torn!

Tarran Terra-Tarran rushes towards the next Destroyer, dodging an otherwise fatal blow before entering combat with two destroyers!

Tarran stabs Dark Elf Destroyer 1 in the lower body with his ☼Steel Two-Handed Sword☼, but the attack is deflected by the +Star Gold Breastplate+!
Tarran stabs Dark Elf Destroyer 1 in the lower body with his ☼Steel Two-Handed Sword☼, tearing the skin!
A major artery has been torn!
Dark Elf Destroyer 2 slashes Tarran in the right arm with his enchanted *Star Gold Hammer*, shattering the bone!

Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn destroys the Elves' weapons and a few trees along with them, then Looks up ahead to see fighting quite a distance away.

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Auto'd.

Ivan rushes in to help Tarran, dodging a hammer blow and grabbing the attention of Dark Elf Destroyer 3!

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric rides onward to the outcropping, jumping off his horse and readying his rifle as he sees Tarran getting mauled in the distance.

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Auto'd.

Cogs... kind of sits there.

'Zrk'-Suddenly, Zrk goes crazy. He takes out his anger on the horse, and shoots it repeatedly. His anger not quite finished, he charges out into the forest, only to be stopped and trapped by Bjorn's force-field.

"What the heck are you doing?" asks Bjorn.
"RRRRRAAAARGH!"
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Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Zrk' (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jacen (click to show/hide)

So Jacen, you're up. Post ze action! I changed your machine-gun a bit. I want steam-powered machine guns to be used primarily by power-armor users and in sieges, but regular machine-guns do exist. Think of them as over-sized SMG's with all sorts of gears sticking out.
Anyway, how do you want to enter the scene? How about meeting up with Tarran/Porin and laying down some suppressive fire.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #628 on: June 30, 2011, 09:50:17 pm »
o.o That would mangle my little kobold ass. If no one sees me in the crowd and he fires into it... I mean even if he KNEW I was there it would be hard to not hit me with a full auto spray.

Satisfied the magician was done, Porin jumped over the body to assist Tarran, stabbing Destroyer 1 in the lower back!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #629 on: June 30, 2011, 09:55:02 pm »
Start shooting!
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