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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55133 times)

_DivideByZero_

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #600 on: June 28, 2011, 10:56:28 am »
Oh hey, you're back!

Going to roll when the caffeine kicks in. I have to leave for a volunteer program in 2 hours.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #601 on: June 28, 2011, 12:50:19 pm »
Roll 41

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Midday, Cold
Cloudy
Grass is still wet

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Porin Keeperechoes-Porin, too fearful of the horse to make his way towards the rest of his teammates, instead lobbed another fireball on the off-chance that it might actually help. The fireball passed out of his sight.

Tarran Terra-Because his friends were taking so long, Tarran dismounted and waited. Meanwhile, a band of four armed elves and one rather skinny elf passes by, pointing and chattering at the fireball, paying no attention to the two adventurers at their side. The middle one carries a staff, and the four soldiers carry glowing yellow hammers and full body armor.

Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn cluelessly pushed the various ferns and bushes out of the way in order to find the last elves. He finds their greeting, however, in the form of none other than an arrow in his other leg!

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan gets up and turns back to find the others. He runs up the path to the top of the outcropping and trips, rolling down the outcropping, falling through a bush and landing with a thud. The middle elf notices you and raises his staff! He still doesn't notice the other two, whom are about 10 meters off to the side.

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric proceeds to madly fires his gun randomly to scare off the elves. Afterwards, he shoots one in the back, and another in the head, disabling both of them.

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs got up and limped over to the rest of the group, shooting the last archer in the leg as he arrived.

'Zrk'-Um...

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Zrk' (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: June 28, 2011, 07:40:26 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #602 on: June 28, 2011, 01:10:03 pm »
Despite himself, Porin slid off of the saddle and went into stealth mode. Should kill one. Which one? Have magic protection. Ivan and Tarran don't. Kill mage then. After reasoning it out, Porin crept up to the Dark Elf Magician and attempted to cut his legs out from under him to make him easy prey for a follow-up stab through the chest.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #603 on: June 28, 2011, 02:44:41 pm »
Stab one of the destroyers.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2011, 11:26:42 pm by Tarran »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #604 on: June 28, 2011, 02:47:48 pm »
Do you update the waiting list?
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #605 on: June 28, 2011, 03:09:33 pm »
Burn their bows and arrows, than capture one as my medic slave.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #606 on: June 28, 2011, 07:12:10 pm »
Quote from: HighEndNoob on June 28, 2011, 03:09:33 pm
Burn their bows and arrows, than capture one as my medic slave.
... is all I have to say.

You want a SLAVE to heal you?!

Quote from: JacenHanLovesLegos on June 28, 2011, 02:47:48 pm
Do you update the waiting list?

Added you. You did ask, right? Can you quote your character for me?
« Last Edit: June 28, 2011, 07:24:19 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #607 on: June 28, 2011, 07:52:04 pm »
Use my hammer to smash some elf face.

EDIT: In my last move I was sort of hoping you could tell us where the all the remaining elves we have found are...
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #608 on: June 28, 2011, 09:12:46 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #609 on: June 28, 2011, 09:38:54 pm »
Give that damned elf a dwarven uppercut!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #610 on: June 28, 2011, 11:24:25 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on June 28, 2011, 07:52:04 pm
Use my hammer to smash some elf face.

EDIT: In my last move I was sort of hoping you could tell us where the all the remaining elves we have found are...

There's a current enemies list at the top for your convenience, after 'precious metals.'
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #611 on: June 29, 2011, 03:08:30 am »
Cogs takes aim and fires at the elf magician. In his experience, it always paid to take out the magic-using ones quickly.

EDIT

With the most pressing threat mainly gone, Cogs turns to his wounds and attempts to staunch the bleeding.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2011, 08:50:54 am by Mekboy »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #612 on: June 29, 2011, 03:19:18 am »
He's not there with you guys. He's here with me, Serious, and Jake. You're quite a ways away.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #613 on: June 29, 2011, 12:44:52 pm »
I-Wow, how'd I miss that? Derp.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Roll 43
« Reply #614 on: June 30, 2011, 12:00:11 am »
Roll 43: Heroic BSOD

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Midday, Cold
Cloudy
Grass is still wet

Rolls:

Porin Keeperechoes-Now that the magician is disabled, Porin finishes the magician with a quick slash to the neck, with almost no sound made. Not even one Destroyer has noticed Porin yet.

Porin slashes the Dark Elf Magician in the neck with his Iron Short-Sword, tearing the muscle!
A major artery has been torn!

Tarran Terra-Tarran rushes towards the next Destroyer, dodging an otherwise fatal blow before entering combat with two destroyers!

Tarran stabs Dark Elf Destroyer 1 in the lower body with his ☼Steel Two-Handed Sword☼, but the attack is deflected by the +Star Gold Breastplate+!
Tarran stabs Dark Elf Destroyer 1 in the lower body with his ☼Steel Two-Handed Sword☼, tearing the skin!
A major artery has been torn!
Dark Elf Destroyer 2 slashes Tarran in the right arm with his enchanted *Star Gold Hammer*, shattering the bone!

Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn destroys the Elves' weapons and a few trees along with them, then Looks up ahead to see fighting quite a distance away.

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Auto'd.

Ivan rushes in to help Tarran, dodging a hammer blow and grabbing the attention of Dark Elf Destroyer 3!

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric rides onward to the outcropping, jumping off his horse and readying his rifle as he sees Tarran getting mauled in the distance.

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Auto'd.

Cogs... kind of sits there.

'Zrk'-Suddenly, Zrk goes crazy. He takes out his anger on the horse, and shoots it repeatedly. His anger not quite finished, he charges out into the forest, only to be stopped and trapped by Bjorn's force-field.

"What the heck are you doing?" asks Bjorn.
"RRRRRAAAARGH!"
"..."

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Zrk' (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jacen (click to show/hide)

So Jacen, you're up. Post ze action! I changed your machine-gun a bit. I want steam-powered machine guns to be used primarily by power-armor users and in sieges, but regular machine-guns do exist. Think of them as over-sized SMG's with all sorts of gears sticking out.
Anyway, how do you want to enter the scene? How about meeting up with Tarran/Porin and laying down some suppressive fire.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2011, 09:04:21 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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