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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55146 times)

_DivideByZero_

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #585 on: June 26, 2011, 03:51:54 pm »
So Zrk and Mekboy are gone for now? Shall I auto the two?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #586 on: June 26, 2011, 04:01:23 pm »
One vote for yes.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #587 on: June 26, 2011, 04:19:36 pm »
Yes.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #588 on: June 26, 2011, 04:28:54 pm »
Yes.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #589 on: June 26, 2011, 04:39:24 pm »
Yes is the majority, it seems. :3
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #590 on: June 26, 2011, 05:00:48 pm »
Alright then.

EDIT: This is bad.

Roll 40

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: The Weary Hills (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Current Weather:
Midday, Cold
Cloudy
Grass is still wet

Rolls:

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin sighs. "Stupid elf. Kill self, can't enjoy cheese and trinkets."
He remembers that he still had the cheese. Sadly, now is no time to eat it. And yet...
Porin resists the urge to eat cheese, and instead chucks a fireball in the direction of the forest.

Tarran Terra-"Hurm... that was strange."

"Well... it's their choice fight the elves in an inferior position. I told them to run away, they didn't listen. So I say pack down and wait." Tarran notices the random fireball. "Unless, of course, you want to help them. Ehhhhhh, you can take my horse if you want."
Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn rushes over to pick up the Goblinite, putting some of it on to try it out, before realizing that he was no armor user, and instead sends them into hammerspace.

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Ivan hides under a precariously located rock positioned on the edge of the outcropping. He sighs, and falls asleep, leaning on the stone, tipping it over the edge and falling down with it.

The stone suddenly comes to a smooth halt. Ivan, now awake, steps down and realizes that he just landed on yet another elf crossbowman. wut.

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric draws his axe bayonet, lifts it high above his head, and then, with a bellowing roar, gets shot in the chest by another crossbowman. He checks the arrow and notices that it has penetrated his armor! How the?

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs sits back on the grass and falls asleep.

'Zrk'-Zrk, on the other hand, decides to fall asleep at the worst moment possible, and drops down on the grass to rest while Taric stares at him.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Zrk' (click to show/hide)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #591 on: June 26, 2011, 05:06:43 pm »
Open fire!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #592 on: June 26, 2011, 05:08:52 pm »
Dismount and wait. Since our friends are taking so long.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #593 on: June 26, 2011, 05:12:55 pm »
Porin stayed on the horse. He wasn't going to dismount where that thing could kick his skull in! He threw another fireball towards the elves on the off-chance it could help, then scooted forward so he was sitting in the saddle and had the reins in hand. Just in case.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #594 on: June 26, 2011, 06:54:06 pm »
Find the elf Crossbowmen, and burn them!
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #595 on: June 26, 2011, 09:23:03 pm »
Well, that was an odd GM for me... Wake up and try to figure out where all the remaining elves are.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #596 on: June 26, 2011, 09:50:53 pm »
Is the elf i rolled over dead if so: run back to the others. if the elf is unconsious: drag him behind the boulder and beat him mercilessly. If he is awake and fine: RUN
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #597 on: June 27, 2011, 01:04:05 am »
He's dead... Jake.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #598 on: June 27, 2011, 03:08:47 am »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on June 27, 2011, 01:04:05 am
He's dead... Jake.
Well I thought maybe he developed an immunity to crushing or something.... I'll be quite now
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #599 on: June 28, 2011, 09:25:52 am »
Cogs tries to make his way back to the rest of the group.
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